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Clam flex

The act of an aggressive woman (most likely a lesbian, or Karen), in which this person will proudly demonstrate their innate ability to turn up from 0 to 11, and verbally, sometimes physically to assert themselves over those they perceive as someone who is not worthy of their respect.
"dude, did you see how that butch looking chick just got in Chad's face?"

"Yeah bro, that was the ultimate clam flex"
by Oafhunter December 8, 2021
mugGet the Clam flexmug.

Pearled clam

When an individual goes sunny side up on a crack head twat and happens to find himself non other than a beautiful crack rock bestowed in the depths of the hookers muff
“Hey bubba I was banging this hooker the other night and i found the most beautiful pearled clam I’ve ever seen while munching her box”
by Meatballsmysteriousmind December 16, 2023
mugGet the Pearled clammug.

Louisianana Clam Chowder

When a girl/guy goes down on you and you cum in there mouth you shoot a dab of Tabasco sauce with it.
You just got a " Louisianana Clam Chowder".
by BigDaddyTank57 January 28, 2015
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Clam Baked

A level of high only attained by those who truly smoke. A state of being in which one can physically feel music and visually manifest thought. This is usually accompanied by a sense of security, as if enveloped by a protective clam shell.
3 bong rips and 2 backwoods in, Tim was so clam baked that he could sing with his toes.
by Mitpal December 18, 2018
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Clam and Cheese sandwich

Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal
Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her
by Pooplinguist November 26, 2019
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Clams Casino

Rick has been known to gamble at the clams casino. He recently won chlamydia at the craps table.
by Assistant2theRegionalManager August 16, 2018
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