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candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.
Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023
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Candy

The best Pearson ever. Easy to fall in love with. Also called shorty.
Candy is the best
by Pearson who you don’t know October 5, 2020
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Candi

Candi loves hard, very emotional at times. Has a big heart, also very sensitive. She can put up a wall sometimes to protect herself and may seem tough but deep down if you know her you know she’s been hurt in the past. She’s hard working and also loyal to the ones she loves, no doubt about that. Good looks, curvy body, even though most of the time she overlooks. She is humble
Candi is sweet but also sour. If you know you know
by C2222 November 22, 2021
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That's So Candy

When something someone says or does is so extremely sweet, it makes you say the saying, "That's So Candy".
Candy = Sweet/Endearing or Attractive

"He's so Candy".

"She's so Candy".
"They're so Candy".
"You're so Candy".
A boyfriend gives his girlfriend a handmade valentines card, she says, "That's so Candy".
A female is with her friends and sees a very handsome guy walk by, she says, "He's so Candy".
A guy is talking to his friend about a beautiful celebrity, he says, "She's so Candy".
A girl is with her best friend and sees a Senior Citizen couple holding hands as they are both pushed in their wheelchairs, she says, "They're so Candy".
You do something I find cute, sexy or attractive, so I end up saying, "You're so Candy."
by JohnyRabbit January 14, 2023
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Candy

The small little bit of dopamine you get from seeking and getting attention or a response in a social setting, typically in group settings, which compares to eating a small piece of candy
Anon wants his 'candy' by posting his art everywhere and wanting attention for it
by Hyper7777 July 31, 2022
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Candi

Candi can be kind, caring and nurturing but be warned as she has an alter ego that would drop the jaw on your average porn star.

She's hard working, stubborn and tenacious so when she decides she wants something she'll stop at nothing until she gets it.

Be aware Candi does get bored easy so keep things interesting if you want to keep her interest.
Candi loves a challenge.
I had a fun night with Candi.
Candi is a demon
by Charlie C Rose November 23, 2021
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Candis

A sexy woman that doesn't take shit from anyone. She is an amazing lover. She has a morbid sense of humor and is fascinated with the occult. She can read people like a book. Always knows when something is up. Great detective. Very intelligent.
She knew what I was up to, she's a total Candis.
by Villainess23 July 27, 2021
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