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Flipping the Canadian bird

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼
Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020
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Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.
Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”
by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024
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Canadian "wildfire"

The act of putting out your cigarette in front of a fan and watching the sparks fly across your carpet.
Don't want a Canadian "wildfire" starting in your living room
by TheNorrisRayven June 30, 2023
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Canadian

A Canadian tripped over an elk and went to the hospital for free
by Samantha Crosfield March 3, 2021
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Canadian Polar Bear Dipping

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear
"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"
by ManSquintingAtASheetOfPaper January 13, 2025
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Canadian Cudler

Dumbass American boy who cuddles with Canadian girls on VR
Jessica: I think tony is pretty cute, should I ask him out?
Tommy: nah don’t go for it he’s a total Canadian Cudler

Jessica: oh! Thanks for warning me
by WwPhrasesOfLife July 16, 2025
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Canadian snowplow

The act of love making where the man is wearing just “a-boot”
I was giving Mary the ole Canadian Snowplow when some hosier turned out the lights.
by Thejoeywright April 6, 2020
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