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Crazy-Hollywood Blowjob

A crazy-Hollywood blowjob is a fellatio from someone who has studied pornography enough and socially prioritized their own ability to give fellatio resulting in a potent, highly-networkable end result. Usually these people live in Los Angeles and interface with the entertainment industrial complex. More research needs to be done to analyze different crazy-Hollywood blowjobs and how people within the industrial complex and the art world have developed these skills, common social perceptions of performative sexuality and hierarchical thinking around the importance of sexual performance. Common practices in the crazy-Hollywood blowjob are:

-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact

-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen
Wow, Alex gave me a crazy-Hollywood blowjob last night. I know they’ve had a lot of practice on different people and that’s a good thing. This felt really good and I think they’re better at fellatio than most people.
by Hantlin July 16, 2023
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Crazy Hamburger

by Ph4antom October 2, 2022
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Crazy

Used to define a person that was stuck in a rubber room filled with rats, which drive the said person Crazy.
Person 1: "Why did you do that? Are you crazy?!"
Person 2: "Crazy? I was crazy once..."
by iwascrazyonce December 23, 2024
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spears-crazy

Wildly and publicly out of control. Typically descriptive of an out of control female's behavior.
That bitch was spears-crazy drunk! She fell off the porch and then wrecked two cars trying to drive home.
by E-DubW January 11, 2009
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Crazy Pills

A figurative medication that makes one insane.

You might say that you feel as if you are "taking crazy pills" when another person or people act in such an unreasonable manner or fail to notice something so painfully obvious that you begin to question your own sanity.
The man has only one look for christ's sake! Blue steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
-Mugatu, Zoolander
by Large Bill May 19, 2021
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Bed shit crazy

When someone is so off the rails, that they’ll shit on your side of the bed in an attempt to get revenge.
“Man, that girl Amber dropped a shit right on the bed.”
Yeah bro, she is bed shit crazy!”
by meowverseer May 7, 2022
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crazy

Justin’s gonna crazy
by macyjo October 31, 2021
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