Urban Phone Book

noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.

Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.

by Kugeln March 18, 2019

read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 5, 2008

book

a tree that was brutally murdered by humans

that poor book he only wanted to grow tall

by MWG Trey September 7, 2021

thicktional book

i am no longer calling it the 'fictional book'. with the amount of hoo-ha coming out of theists, you need faith, or he works in mysterious ways, i am too dumb to read up on peer reviewed science, and there is no logic nor facts to go with it.. just beliefs; therefore, i am, from this point on, referring to it as the 'thick-tional book' with focus on the theist sheeple in a derogative way.

go read your thicktional book and find me proof of facts.

by sams2500 December 9, 2023

Forgot about the books

A famous tale about an architect who designed the most perfect library, but every year it sunk into the ground, because he forgot about the weight of the books.

"I finally started my own business, but I forgot about the books(cost and expenses).

by Achami64 June 21, 2017

Pre-booked

When telling a story about an event in your life to a group or individual only to find out that they already knew about it because of Facebook.

I got pre-booked all day when I told people about the baby.

by Forstue Berek Ondwith November 26, 2010

Book

To be a book is to be a person of the lgbtqia+ community aka a gay person.

Your a ugly book.

by zenithGB October 21, 2022