ball of fuckery

anything that is a complete or total mess, a ball of fuck, a ball of fuckery ( reserved for a huge and total mess of shit )

( Jim is working on his car and obviously does not know what he is doing )

"Jim is an idiot, look at that ball of fuckery"

by embrey March 27, 2010

balls jaw

When a person's jaw and mouth becomes permanently damaged from sucking too much dick. This results in the lips always being open and ready.

That bitch is balls jaw bro, WTF?

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 14, 2017

Gamer Balls

when you have been gaming for a extended amount of time and then proceed to smell your testicles.

Person 1: Sheesh dude i have mad gamer balls.
Person 2: Nice, maybe take a shower later

by swauss October 17, 2020

Balls Pelsy

A tough guy, gangster, or Mafioso who has a partial facial paralysis, causing his speech to lose its threatening tone.

I know his threat to put my legs in a bucket of cement and dump me in the East River was supposed to scare the shit out of me, but the Balls Pelsy just sounded like my kid brother and I laughed in his face!

by TARZANSGAL July 3, 2017

ball's neck

The shaft of the penis.

"I need one of those pumps to stretch my ball's neck."

by donny brown August 13, 2007

ball scraper

A dump so big it reaches from your anus to the bottom of the toilet. When you pinch it off, the turd falls over and scrapes your balls.

Also see Venti #3.

I was constipated all weekend. Went to Starbucks this morning, got a Venti. Just dropped a ball scraper and now I feel much better... aside from having poop under my balls.

by trenta holmes April 6, 2011

Falcon Balls

When your nut sac is hanging low from heat and you can grab the entire sac and drape it over the top part of your wrist as if you were holding a live falcon

After a good work out i like to stand at the mirror and admire my Falcon Balls

by HealTicket August 22, 2011