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ball scraper

A dump so big it reaches from your anus to the bottom of the toilet. When you pinch it off, the turd falls over and scrapes your balls.

Also see Venti #3.
I was constipated all weekend. Went to Starbucks this morning, got a Venti. Just dropped a ball scraper and now I feel much better... aside from having poop under my balls.
by trenta holmes April 6, 2011
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Ball Splash

When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.
Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea ball splash. I hope I got it all off.
by Velocinox October 28, 2010
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ball snack

The hungry nibbling on a man's ball sack during foreplay.
Yo my girlfriend was so into it last night, she got herself a ball snack.
by diklikka45 May 8, 2010
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Balls Effect

The feeling a male gets after he is hit in the balls, feels like they went into ones stomach.
Dude, i got the balls effect after being punched in the nuts by that hooker.
by elpablo123 April 19, 2009
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ball's neck

"I need one of those pumps to stretch my ball's neck."
by donny brown August 13, 2007
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ninja balled

when you are hanging out with your friends at one moment then the next tiem you turn around they have disappeared.
My friend was just here he must have ninja balled.
by J Sned March 5, 2009
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Ball Brushing

Also known as 'Bollock Brushing', it is the unfortunate act of unintentionally allowing ones testicles to come into contact with those of another male during a sexual act with a female, where both the men involved are heterosexuals.

Ball brushing can occur at many stages during an act such as a threesome, where both the males are exploiting the lower region/s of the female. In the somewhat cramped conditions of the vagina during a threesome, it is easy to look control of the oscillation of you testicles. Careless fluctuation of the 'bollocks' can lead to a sometimes unnavoidable case of ball brushing.
Female: uh uh oh yea!
Male 1: Yer! say my name bitch!
Female: Oh fuck yer, give it to me Male 1
Male 2: Urgh!! Shit man mind the ball brushing!
Male 1: Fuck! Sorry dude my bad, I got carried away
by Rory Quinn aka Jelly Man July 2, 2008
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