You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"
by BRETTBTCH July 30, 2022
Get the I smell baconmug. Also called Chocolate bacon, gods gifts to earth and almighty. It is What makes the world go round. Two of the best things on earth. Anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong and should only be forced to eat tofu for the rest of their lifeS
by I'mwatchingmonsterfish September 30, 2016
Get the Bacon chocolatemug. Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
Get the generous with his sausage, but stingy with his baconmug. The overwhelming urge to hump the air or objects around you when you see, smell, or think about eating Bacon.
by Bailey617 December 9, 2013
Get the Bacon Dipmug. James : oh my god chloe's got amazing bacon bits!
George : I'd eat her bacon right out till next week!
George : I'd eat her bacon right out till next week!
by cocktailsausauge June 2, 2014
Get the Baconmug. by adulf hitla August 15, 2018
Get the Baconmug. 