by Retrov1bez January 21, 2022
Get the Bubble buddymug. by Erik the FUCKboy April 23, 2020
Get the Crackhead buddymug. An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.
(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!
by teilhardo September 5, 2016
Get the bus stop buddymug. It's the lowest thing an Alpha-Male can do. "Fuck a buddy" is a type of person that does whatever is necessary to ruin a pal's plans or do something bad to a friend.
X: yo dude i just came from Llamar's party man.
Y: Llamar, the guy that is nice to everybody?
X: yeah man
Y: so what did you do?
X: he got in a dorm with a girl and i waited until i heard fuck-noises.
Y: don't tell me you...
X: THAT'S RIGHT, I COCKBLOCKED THE MOTHERFUCKER
Y: dude don't be the "fuck a buddy" docuhe...
Y: Llamar, the guy that is nice to everybody?
X: yeah man
Y: so what did you do?
X: he got in a dorm with a girl and i waited until i heard fuck-noises.
Y: don't tell me you...
X: THAT'S RIGHT, I COCKBLOCKED THE MOTHERFUCKER
Y: dude don't be the "fuck a buddy" docuhe...
by YOOJSIMPSONGRABTHEWHEEL January 10, 2017
Get the Fuck a buddymug. by Pseudonym2730 November 3, 2020
Get the nesting buddymug. A process of gathering a minimum of 5 of your male friends together and placing capacious amounts of meats in each others mouths.
by Swivel mi timbers August 19, 2023
Get the meat buddymug. A friend, family, or work member that you feel close/comfortable enough to share a bucket of popcorn at the latest blockbuster.
Barry: “hey jimmy, Black Panther is coming out on Wednesday. You wanna go and be my popcorn bucket buddy.!”
Jimmy: “absolutely, would love to be your popcorn bucket buddy.”
Jimmy: “absolutely, would love to be your popcorn bucket buddy.”
by RawDaddy February 13, 2018
Get the popcorn bucket buddymug.