A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);
"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"

"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
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gumi candi

Run for the cubes way of saying gummy candy
HEELOO WELCOME TOANOTHER VEIDEO AND TODAE WE WILL BEE CHEECKING OUT THIS JELLI BELI GUMI CANDI
by Duck butts are stupid February 18, 2017
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A case of the candy drizzles

The candy drizzles is a spontaneous disease that women give men by exciting them with alluring behaviour in a surprising or sudden way. It seems to be affecting the adolescent population in a more statistically significant way.
Man, the sexy substitute teacher gave me a case of the candy drizzles -- and now I need a new pair of pants.
by tototoroto November 29, 2012
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Sports Candy

Sports Candy is another nickname for fruits
this term originated from an Icelandic children's show called Lazy Town, a show that encourages kids to eat fruits and vegetables, exercise and play sports activities
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Dirty candy

taping a piece of candy to the ass ready for a good ass eating
You ready to try the Dirty candy ?
by Dev_atar February 24, 2022
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candy hamburger

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.
Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

also...

Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.
by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009
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up candy

"yo bitch, let me get a taste of dat UP CANDY"
by doesn't matter eat shit February 02, 2009
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