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Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
by Drankenstien January 22, 2025
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Candied Pig Lips

When you take a popsicle and fuck a fat chick's pussy with it to make her pig snout looking pussy lips taste good.
I licked that fat bitch's pussy, but only after I made sure she had candied pig lips so she tasted better.
by KTHaven November 4, 2023
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Mob Candy

A type of candy that is black and white like licorice, black and white jelly beans, and black and white candy canes
We ate some mob candy after lunch.
by YuOfTheNight December 7, 2018
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candies from the bra

Ruairi's friend asked her if Steve like her candies from the bra?
by etip June 12, 2017
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Candy dangler

A person who metaphorically waves something in front of someones face that could result in feelings of inferiority or envy.

A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.
My sister was showing off her freedom to go out and party while I studied. What a candy dangler. LMAO
by Delisandwiches March 2, 2021
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candy shark

most slayful candy boom sis shark in the universe (candy shark community members only)

CS4L
hey candy shark, shall we go to the muffin truck?
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Candis

Sexy, intellient and loyal woman with blonde hair. Usually is a functioning addict. Very resourceful.
Look at that Candis, she is so sexy!
by Blue84 December 10, 2017
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