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Nick Shoemaker

The Dick Goomaker. He is the greatest south lead that there ever was. he had ridden twizzlers twisted gravity, need i say more?
Who’s that guy in the orange high vis polo? Oh that’s Nick Shoemaker, he’s a legend around here.
by Dick Goomaker May 21, 2025
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Nick

Nick is one outstanding programmer. When you see his code, you get a hard-on. Girls wanna be him, other men want to be him.

Being around him is like listening to rain fall. It calms your soul and makes you happy to be alive.

He is so funny, you pee your pants. If you are a girl, you better invest into some good quality anti-wrinkle cream, cause all the smiles and laughter will give you some massive crow's feet.

He's the most awesome person you will encounter and if you are lucky to really know him, you will realise life was is worthless without him.
Nick, you are a douche, but I love you anyway
by HungarianNips May 24, 2022
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Nick D Special

When you slip a Xanax into an unsuspecting girls drink.
by stickhaus November 25, 2020
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Nick

Hey NICK your a nigger
by Bigdicknickhick May 4, 2019
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Nick clarke

A common sexual term in Newfoundland where homosexual men stick their fingers up their ass and claim to not be gay and sexually harass women
Oh boy he's doing the Nick Clarke again
by Beltjitsumaster April 27, 2019
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Nick

A asshole who will 100% steal your iced coffee
by Daddy Nikki tittie May 6, 2020
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nick meyering

Likes dick in his ass, also loves oral. His dick is too small to see!
Your dick is the size of nick meyering!
by Wookiechip May 17, 2016
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