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Jizz Jam

It's like those concerts where drummers play with paint on their drums, but you know... it's jizz.
You guys wanna have a jizz jam session later? I've been saving loads in a jar (some would call it a jizz jam jar).
by deanofjizz April 27, 2022
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Jizz Hands

What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football
#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.
by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021
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jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 23, 2024
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Emotional Jizz

When you cum from pure beauty not from being sexually aroused.
My first emotional jizz was because my dad said he loved me.
by snorlax blumpkin December 22, 2018
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Jizz Jennifer

A person who likes to be the center of a nasty bukkake party, usually the totally out-of-her mind porno star with big lips and fake boobs.
She was taking all that jizz in her face like a good jizz Jennifer.
by Brittle Ninja February 27, 2022
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Jizz

To pee
by Am3r1c4nb0y February 18, 2021
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Jizz whiz

That syrupy piss you take right after ejaculating.
Man, I just took a jizz whiz after pounding my lady.
by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 9, 2012
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