hiking shoes

the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)

“What kind of shoes does Jason Kelce wear during the game?”

“Hiking shoes!!! Go birds!”

by anonymous December 12, 2024

Cool your shoes

Chill the fuck out

Baby cool your shoes.

by Cool your shoes September 19, 2018

Shoe

METH

Where that shoe though??

by Peter Jordanson August 24, 2019

Bosnian Shoe Shine

Using a pair of severed feet, from a living or dead person, to give yourself a foot job.

Young Charles had an issue satisfying his foot fetish and finding women. He instead had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.

by Ricky Butch November 29, 2024

Shoes Up

Sex in the missionary position while they have their shoes on.

"I was in a bit of a rush, so I had to hit her shoes up"

by Checkzo June 1, 2018

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014

Shoe Day

The day when new girl shoes arrive from on line orders, and she must wear the shoes while giving him head in the bathroom in front of a full length mirror.

I'm pretty excited. FedEx just notified me that today is shoe day.

by Victoria Vaughn October 15, 2019