louisiana chili ring

When you're giving a rimjob and you pause when the anus is fully gaped and put Louisiana Hot Sauce around the perimeter, and continue to munch for a spicier taste

"Duuuuuude, I ate this girl's ass last night and gave her a Louisiana Chili Ring" booty fun chili rimjob

by TheFrostyBoss January 27, 2016

Donion Ring

A deformed donut in the shape of an onion ring

I can’t believe these people sold me a donion ring

by Sheena G. September 3, 2023

Bull ring

Nasal septum piercing, used by Farmer Giles to lead his obese blue-haired interpersonally obnoxious livestock from laystall to abbatoir.

"Daisy's bull ring is looking rather crusty. Their piercing must have gone septic."
"Rub it with Brasso, that I may get a good price for the woke moo."

by Old Phardt August 28, 2023

Idiot Ring

An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,

Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.

by DaddyMortal November 10, 2021

bloody ring ding

When you get hit in the balls so hard you bleed from your eyes.

Last week Carl gave me a bloody ring ding! I cried only for 3 hours.

by Chickenringdinger January 31, 2017

Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018

Ring of fire

When a redhead shaves there pubes and you leave a line of pubes around your dick so it looks like a ring

My boyfriend sent me a naked pic and he had a ring of fire and i loved it

by stickman979 July 10, 2010