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Heart Canda

SHES HOT AS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
by Heart's husband March 15, 2021
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Heart Eye Syndrome

Having feelings for and / or a crush on someone who you are not yet close enough with to ask out - someone experiencing this syndrome will appear to have ‘heart eyes’ when said person enters a room, attempting to telepathically communicate with person
Have you seen Hannah when Peter enters the room? Total Heart Eye Syndrome!
by cartoonsandcats February 11, 2019
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Heart

1: The heart is a vital organ present in many animals, its primary focus to pump blood around the whole body. It is part of the circulartory system, and must be a very strong muscle to be able to transport oxygen all the way around the body quickly. Beef heart and pork heart can be eaten (stir fry it, make some broth etc.), and is said to help with your sleep.

2: Metaphorically, the word heart means the centre of a persons thoughts and emotions, especially love, compassion, and loyalty.
Examples 1:

1a:

Person 1: Damn, my heart feels like it's burning.

Person 2: Maybe take some indigestion tablets, it should help.

1b:

P1: Damn, I couldn't sleep at all for four days. I've just been drinking 50 monsters whilst rubbing one out for 6 hours and feeling ass at 13:00.

P2: Maybe have some pork heart, apparently it helps you sleep.

Example 2:

My heart broke when my favourite character died.
by CC-8826 November 1, 2023
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International heart day

Aka Valentines day.

1. The one day of the year where you must do something special for your significant other.

2. A special day where festivities involving hugs, kisses, chocolate, and flowers are involved.

3. The time when a little baby in diapers shoots you in the ass with a heart tipped arrow. You are then expected to be overflowing with love, not pain.
It's international heart day today! WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE?
by InjuredBuscuit March 2, 2011
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Left hearted

How come there's issues?
Did you run out of tissues?
From the day that I started,
Now I feel left hearted.
Johnny is feeling a bit Left hearted cause he was taunted by a bunch of flying rats!
by Don't you know who I am November 23, 2023
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Love Heart

Love heart. Love heart is when you give away you’re heart in a sense of true love. Not false love. It blossoms.
“Aww I have a love heart!”
How lucky!”
by Local_Local July 4, 2021
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To tell someone thank you very much for pointing out their own mistake.
Person A: "You've got some toilet paper stuck on your shoe".
Person B: "Well bless your little heart".
by FinnishSuperman June 3, 2011
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