Zachary Zhu

Zachary Zhu is a male that loves to do disgusting things to other people, he is disturbingly obese. He always has a failed marriage and is addicted to substances.
Zachary Zhu is a GIANT!
by Robert Kiyozaki June 22, 2022
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Zachary stromboli

Yeah, that Zachary stromboli likes to eat car tires.

Go follow that

Zachary strobloli.
by Ad_friendly January 28, 2018
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zachary disease

Originated in China and brought to America in 1849. It's when your face look zackary like your asshole
by Da Snake August 30, 2006
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zachary baker

zachary baker is avenged sevenfold guitarist and zacky vengeance is his alter ego. he plays left-handed guitar and he is also super sexy....hot....gawjuss
omg, did you know that zacky v's real name is zachary baker??!
by MillySkittles May 01, 2008
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Zachary Special

An unfortunate situation in which the male partner of a newly wed couple, in a fit of over excitment, looses a deuce all over the bed and his female companion. Arguably the most embarassing thing that could happen to anyone, victims of the Zachary Special are normally extremely awkward in all situations and lack normal human dignity and swag.

If you receive a Zachary Special, you might want to rethink your life because something this bad could not happen to someone who has not done something terrible in their life.

The Special is named after no particular Zachary, but zachary just happens to sound like an extremely awkward name and it would happen to someone named zachary.
1)
Girl 1: OMG DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO HANNAH?
Girl 2: No! what happened? did she die?
Girl 1: No Johnny pulled a Zachary Special on their hunnymoon!
Girl 2: Ew, that is actually worse than dieing.

2)
The priest granted Colleen an annulment after he heard she recieved a Zachary Special on her wedding night.

3)
Jerry gave up on his life after giving his wife a Zachary Special...twice.
by TheJBros11 August 17, 2010
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zachary vance

The best man in the world nobody can beat him at all he is handsome,smart,life of the party,Killer sports player, he gets all the babes and the cheerleaders.nice dressing,

Zach is the best.

Zach can never be beat
by TheShapeShifter May 13, 2015
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