zach

a rather large bush, usually accompanied by STDs such as genital warts.

Have you looked in his pants? He has a wicked zach.

by Jordan L. January 6, 2008

Zach

A man who's really outgoing at times and is really helpful
Usually has one eye and is tall and skinny
Doesn't take shit from no one

Leaves work constantly loves air conditioner

Also loves biscuits and gravy with a lot pepper and salsa
Party animal

Zach loves pepper and salsa

by Boomaster34 February 8, 2013

Zach

Sometimes stupid and retarded but mostly caring and loving towards others. A zach is a very kinky human being with only rape on his mind

Hi zach will u be my friend

by Somebody.com December 17, 2017

Zach

A desperate person who cannot take no for an answer often when told no he will continue and be very aggravating

"Zach asked me out I said no he kept asking and wouldnt leave me alone"

by Anonymous 123 456-789-1011 121 February 26, 2017

zach

A big headed fagot that sit around all day playing the computer and masterbaiting to necrophilia porn.

that guy is just like Zach

by edawrd February 7, 2009

Zach

The most overused ass name in Urban Dictionary

"Oh, His name is Zach"
"I'll think I'll name Him Zach"
"My new baby's name is Zach..."
NAME HIM SOMETHING DIFFERENT GOD DAMNIT!!!!!

by TheAmazingSX August 12, 2012

Zach

Beautiful awsome short guy
big-weiner McSausage
People call him Diarrea cuz he runs shit
Multiple Nicknames: Doops,Cooper, Etc.

Doops where you at
im with doops
Zach wha are you saying

by Zachdgk12 October 16, 2008