Zach

Frequently short, fluffy haired, muscular, and a great lover. He's a protector, someone who will help you and protect you in hard times regardless of the situation. He loves and is easy to love in return just because of how great he is. He sometimes acts like a crackhead but that's a given, he's Zach after all!

Zach is a safe place, a comfort person, someone you go to to feel like you again. Zach will help you find yourself when your lost.

Zach will save you, in every way a person can be saved
He is also the embodiment of a chocolate lab.

Woah, did you see that girl?
Does she have a boyfriend?
Yeah, it's Zach.
Wow, he's such a good guy, she's so lucky

by Ivysaurus1112 January 24, 2023

Zach

The best friend you could ever get so if you get one you better not leave him it is so hard to stay away from him if you get in a fight the next day you will go running right to his front door so if you are Zach hit the like and love the one and only Zach you find and let me tell you it didnt take long for us to be the best of friends i LOVE my Zach to the bottom of my heart so if you have a Zach keep him while you can.

Zach is a extremly fun and sweet dude.

by FOotBALldUDE12 November 8, 2019

Zach

Christian boi, usally a simp.

Wow look how much of a simp zach is being

by Utirueudirjfuthrh January 23, 2020

Zach

A complete asshole and a dick. But also a great person you can trust. He'd do anything for his friends. And can be really caring surprisingly.

Zach's an asshole but also a good friend

by Irdp July 23, 2019

Zach

A complete homo that is so ugly all the girls say hes an oger

zach is a homo

by BHCds; July 8, 2011

Zach

A man who will fuck you then leave you to cry in your bed

Guy 1: He totally pulled a zach on me last night
Guy 2: He was ugly anyways

by Symphonian Master July 19, 2012

Zach

(noun) A recipe that has had an otherwise minor ingredient increased in ratio to comprise anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the total volume of the mixture. IE: a Zach Green Tea with sugar is 2/3 Green Tea, 1/3 sugar.

Yo man, would you make me a rum and coke? Oh, and make it a Zach.

Are you sure dude? You gotta drive home later...

by Zombaugh September 19, 2014