Zach

A person who gets abused by their sister, plays amino, asks Alyssa aka Strawberry shortcake for plot ideas. Zach likes to eat baked b e a n s

“Omg! It smells like beans, it must be Zach!”

“Your mum gae”

by Alyssa’s Strawberry Shortcake November 8, 2019

Zach

He is a one of a kind person. You will never find another person like him. He might be your brother, or your sister depending on how he is acting at the time but no matter what you love him. When you are going through a tough time and just really need guidance on what to do you think about one of the smartest people you know then the name Zach pops in your head so you give him a call and 99% of the time he gives you a solution that you would have never come up with but is absolutely genius. Yes you might not always agree with his thoughts on a topic and may never win an argument against him but you'll still love him no matter what.

Hey look at that handsome lawyer over there I bet you his name is Zach.

by JDAWG((( December 1, 2021

Zach

A complete asshole and a dick. But also a great person you can trust. He'd do anything for his friends. And can be really caring surprisingly.

Zach's an asshole but also a good friend

by Irdp July 23, 2019

Zach

Christian boi, usally a simp.

Wow look how much of a simp zach is being

by Utirueudirjfuthrh January 23, 2020

Zach

A complete homo that is so ugly all the girls say hes an oger

zach is a homo

by BHCds; July 8, 2011

Zach

A man who will fuck you then leave you to cry in your bed

Guy 1: He totally pulled a zach on me last night
Guy 2: He was ugly anyways

by Symphonian Master July 19, 2012

Zach

(noun) A recipe that has had an otherwise minor ingredient increased in ratio to comprise anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the total volume of the mixture. IE: a Zach Green Tea with sugar is 2/3 Green Tea, 1/3 sugar.

Yo man, would you make me a rum and coke? Oh, and make it a Zach.

Are you sure dude? You gotta drive home later...

by Zombaugh September 19, 2014