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Your dad

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.

See also: your mom
Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!
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your dad

someone who's still getting milk 25 years later
someone: where's your dad I only ever see you and your mom

you: he's out getting milk
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your dad

so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is
Your Dad went to buy milk.
by anonymous April 6, 2022
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Your dad

by H15 April 7, 2022
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Your dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back
Boy 1 : When is your dad coming home?
Boy 2 : He said he is getting milk. He’s not coming back.
by Pls don’t hate me November 5, 2021
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Your Dad

Used rarely if you cant find any joke except for your mom.
knock knock
whos there?
your
your mom?
no
your who?
your dad
cmon brad, that joke was shit
by nobody's brother November 7, 2021
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