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hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet
hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars
by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022
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Your Dad

A "Your Mom" type insult typically used referring to someone's father going to get milk and never coming back.
Your dad is my favorite fictional character. He's fictional because he went to get milk 7 years ago and hasn't come back.
by KitTheDimwit February 2, 2022
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Your dad

He went to buy milk 5 years ago and hasn't come back yet.
Bro, he left like your dad!
by CozThe February 5, 2022
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Your DAD

It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.
guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?

guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?
by Heres_Jonny February 10, 2022
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your dad

someone who's still getting milk 25 years later
someone: where's your dad I only ever see you and your mom

you: he's out getting milk
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your dad

so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is
Your Dad went to buy milk.
by anonymous April 6, 2022
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Your dad

by H15 April 7, 2022
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