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by SolarRad75 June 8, 2020

Stall Waiting

Stall Waiting occurs when two women who are pee shy occupy adjacent stalls. They can't empty their bladderswhen anyone is nearby because it makes a noise when they urinate into the toilet. So they wait until one gives up still with a painfully full bladder and leaves. If there are no other persons in the Ladies Room, the woman who is still in the stall is able to pee after holding her bladder for all day at work. It was 3 p.m. She last peed at 7 a.m.

My girl friend Joan hates Stall Waiting. She can't pee in a a private stall when there are lines of women waiting for each toilet in a crowded rest stop Ladies Room. When she got back in the car, she cried. I asked her what was wrong. She reminded me that we started out 6 hours ago. This is the second time she couldn't pee. Her bladder was bulging painfully. That turned me on.

It also happens with guys. There is a sophmore nearby in our dorm at the university who stands at the urinal every morning and can't pee a drop and relieve his pee full morning bladder. He has a bad case of paruresis.

by IvyLeague19 April 2, 2010

call waiting face off

A friendly way of saying "I don't want to talk to you anymore".

Me: "Hey, wanna do something Friday night?"

Her: "Oops, looks like I've got a call on the other line!"

by placebo February 3, 2005

thought writing method

a method of writing thoughts with no identifiable sentence structure and separated by three points.

I don't do Mexican... Italian is delicious ... had Sushi for lunch... understand... my thought writing method?

by Mirror Greeves September 5, 2008

i'm waiting

When a teacher can't stand students' behavior during class, so they say this to solve it. Usually, this is a failed tactic.

*students talking during class*
Teacher: "I'm waiting."

by Research.nett November 5, 2019

Waiting till marriage

Something reasonable people do.

For every added sexual partner a person has, the divorce rate skyrockets, and marital happiness also decreases. Statistically speaking. So a person who statistically wants an approximately 5% divorce rate vs. a 50% divorce rate, would be waiting till marriage versus sleeping with 3-4 people.

Bob: Damn that dude is sexy as fuck, he probably gets all the girls
Tyler: Yeah he's waiting till marriage
Bob: but what about sexual compatibility?

Tyler: If sexual compatibility was an actual issue and not an anecdotal talking point, you would see it reflected in marital happiness statistics, and yet it isn't.

Bob: Huh, I've never thought about that, guess I'm ignorant

by ZEutect September 18, 2021

I'm waiting for marriage

Term used by men/women who can't get any sex. People use this as an excuse for still being a virgin at 25.

"Dude, are you seriously still a virgin?"

"I'm waiting for marriage"

by nate_2330 October 1, 2012