Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.

Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!

by anonymous June 30, 2023

woof

context and tone based word, typically used to provide further opinion on a subject

often replaced with :
woah
slay
damn
eww

oh woof, this song is insane
woof- look who just showed up

by backseatt July 10, 2025

Woof

The perfect emotion for all situations

‘911, what a woof’
‘What a bunch of woofsters’

by Woofster69420 July 26, 2021

Hazza Woof

A "Hazza Woof" is what one would call their friend who has a wank over dog porn.

That guy is such a Hazza Woof

by Goolash 1 July 7, 2016

Woof

Used to remark on something that sounds dirty. Similar to 'that's what she said' only not childish and outdated. Usually used with double entendres.

“Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.” Woof.
― L. Frank Baum

by svak.fk;vsb August 15, 2016

Woof

So, I don't know if anyone else does this, but when my band director talks too much, he finishes off by saying, "woof." It's like, "Phew!" but...woof.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah............ and now we're going to play this warm up....... blah blah blah..... woof!

by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 8, 2020

Woof

Woof means to get going. To do something important. I just got a new watch that was woof.

Woof.Bling bling , important, relevant,

by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022