by Emmie December 13, 2003

by Crunchy Munchy April 24, 2021

Flatulence that unintentionally erupts from your urethra. Can be in sudden short bursts or in long trails of gas.
Person 1: "Dude did you just wonk?"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"
by Dav131 December 2, 2014

The term for a communication with a heavy "Woke" opinion expressed excessively, to inflate the creator's own opinion of themselves and their contribution. Derived from a mix of "Woke" and "Wank", indicating a creation that gets the creator off when they recall it.
1) That article was a poorly hidden wonk piece
2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times
2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times
by Purple Squishy April 5, 2023

Wink Wonk is a slur used against LGBTQIA+ people. It refers to their “stupidity” because they “chose” to be gay
by English_teacher821 July 16, 2021

by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024
