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Barrett Wonk Scale

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale
by anonymous December 9, 2023
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Wonk

To masturbate and listen to “phonk” music at the same time.
Can I please wonk you?”
by wilhelmywonker December 12, 2023
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Wonk

A policy nerd or a financial/data analysis nerd. Someone who is enthusiastic or excessive interest in fields related to political policy.
Noah is such a damn wonk and won't shut the fuck up about state rights.
by LizardInACan July 9, 2023
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Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.
Are you up wonking your willy right now?
by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023
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Wonk

A filler word used when making a sound effect to a aggressive action or event.
For example:
Rodney: *places a book down aggressively*
Francesca: "Wonk!"
by Analogue_Microwave November 30, 2021
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Wonks

An adjective word that means weird and inaccurate. Maybe uncontrollable and uncomfortable. Used by Moriah Elizabeth in her Dollar Store Makeover video.
That's so wonks!

It just looks so wonks!
by anonymous June 28, 2022
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Wonk

Wonk is a wonk
You what to be careful sitting down with a lot of wonk
It would be bad if your mam caught with wonk but it would be ok if your gran caught you with it

The green ones are bad
by TheGrogan January 6, 2022
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