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Wobbly Ostridge

Where the woman lays on the ground, and the man stands above the woman with his feet by her ears, facing the direction of the woman's feet. He then assumes the "ostridge position" with his face in the woman's muff. Then, the lady shakes his legs, making the man wobble.
You dog! You wobbly ostridged her didn't you?!
by Rural.Juror March 10, 2015
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wibbly wobbly

A way to describe time-y wimey stuff.
The Tenth Doctor from Doctor Who: "A big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff"

Random person: wtf are u talking about dude?
by Pillowmantotherescue October 28, 2023
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Wobble Dumped

This is an event where you anticipate something, but actually receive something entirely different, or unexpected.

This experience is not limited to being tricked, it is more related to personal misinterpretations.
Example 1

Hey, I bought a truck online for $2000. I just got it. It came in a small box. They failed to mention that it was a toy. (Yeah, so um) I just paid $2000 for a small plastic truck...

(Friend laughing hard) What? You just got Wobble Dumped"!

Example 2

Hey, I thought I bought a PC game for $10 online, but then I received a poster of the game, instead - I feel Wobble Dumped...

Example 3

Guy: "You know that girl I met online, the one I've been talking to for months?

Friend: "Yeah"

Guy: "We just met and she looks NOTHING like her picture. Instead, she was clean, skinny with big boobs, and had no beard - Wobble Dumped!

Friend: (Staring at Guy)
by Solar Gemstone June 13, 2011
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dirt wobbles

Dirt wobbles : crusty dustys

Dirty feet
Get your dirt wobbles our of my face.
by Chicken 45 January 15, 2020
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wobbly worm

a type of ginger girl who thinks shes all that but is actually a wobbly worm. Its unfortunate to be around one as it starts to rub off on you
oh yeah, you know Anjelica, yeah shes is such a wobbly worm!!
by w0man_l0ver February 28, 2022
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wobbly pops

a term used to describe an alcoholic beverage.
" i heard she will let you put the dog in the bath tub after a few wobbly pops"
by OGdrunkenrage November 21, 2016
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Wook wobble

the absolute shattering of your world as you know it and the beginning of the psychedelic experience that actually is your life.
Ex: whoa! Eddie looks a lot more relaxed and sure of himself. I’ve never seen him go with the flow. What gives?

Oh, it seems he got himself a wook wobble
What’s that?
Put this tab on your tongue to find out!
by aka_Boo November 3, 2020
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