Wisdom Shit

The moment when youre dropping a massive shit and contemplate what it would feel like to have a dick in your ass.

David's Wisdom shit left him thinking about his cute friend

by herpeez May 22, 2017

wisdom whiskers

Grey hairs in a beard when the rest of beard is still predominantly the natural hair color. Usually seen in bearded men between the ages 35-50

I'm 38 and I have a gnarly beard full of wisdom whiskers.

by FC2Mikey24 June 4, 2017

high wisdom

When you come up with the best idea you've ever had. It's the bomb. Nobody has ever thought of it before and you're going to become rich when you execute your plan. And then you realize you're just high.

John, in another amazing example of "high wisdom" described, to the exact specific detail, how he would discover the cure for cancer.

by tjneuron June 16, 2017

aged wisdom

the look you get from having wrinkles in your forehead

Yeah, that's because she raises her eyebrows too much; it gives her the look of aged wisdom.

by NetCast January 29, 2018

boob wisdom

Being wise in your breasts.

“This is Jack and there is a 30% chance it is raining”

“Dang Jack has some serious boob wisdom”

by waslrus October 21, 2019

wisdom rain

A hella funny YouTuber that does random stuff. But he is very weird

Yo did you see Wisdom Rain’s new vid?
Yeah it was questionable..

by SuperTuber October 29, 2019

fizzy wisdom

When someone is talking out their ass

This guy was giving me fizzy wisdom about straight piping a Tesla

by GemGawd September 25, 2021