wisdom whiskers

Grey hairs in a beard when the rest of beard is still predominantly the natural hair color. Usually seen in bearded men between the ages 35-50

I'm 38 and I have a gnarly beard full of wisdom whiskers.

by FC2Mikey24 June 4, 2017

Wisdomic

Something or someone with a lot of wisdom.

My grandpa is very wisdomic.

by JtheNinja7 January 23, 2025

wisdom cherry

The ball in your but.

Charlie: My wisdom cherry is inflating

Rico: Fucken hot

by Da tall boiii January 26, 2024

Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023

Wisdomous

An extremely wise or very sage person

"Ah you can definitely trust what Dave teaches you, he's wisdomous"

by thestockbrokist August 1, 2023

Wisdomous

A word to describe a person/friend who is incredibly intelligent

Wow you are so wisdomous

by _wisdomous November 20, 2023

Wicked Wisdom

Jada Pinkett Smith's nu metal band.
Yep, it actually exists.
I'm not fucking with you.

Wicked Wisdom.

by 7568ino January 19, 2024