willy wonking

When you are jerking off and wrap a candy wrapper around the tip of your penis and cum into the candy wrapper, and slurp up all the juice from it.

"My little brother caught me willy wonking with his halloween candy."

by tylerdun August 10, 2016

Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka is feared and respected amongst all. Anybody who goes by the name of Willy Wonka… just know he’s not to be played around with. Disrespecting Willy Wonka is like disrespecting Kobe Bryant in basketball. If you do Willy Wonka wrong, he’ll do you worse. WILLY FUCKIN WONKA ‼️

OPP 1 : Who’s next?

OPP 2 : Willy Wonka

OPP 1 : Alright, let’s go

OPP 2 : Are you dumb! We can’t go

OPP 1 : Why not?

OPP 2: Because he’s the one and only… Willy Wonka

by The Bad Guy💔🧟‍♂️ November 14, 2021

Willy Bully

A woman who is sexually aggressive/rough towards a mans penis leading to brutal sex usually followed by penile discomfort.

She was a right willy bully, Stuarts cock hurt for days!

by Stuart Hogdson August 26, 2010

wesley willis

My hero, he is the greatest song writer ever, using only a keyboard and a spectacular voice, he churned out hilarious songs. R.I.P.

"At the age of 46 Al Capone was a stupid jack ass."

by nick h June 10, 2004

slit willy

When you give a chick a wet willy with her pussy juice

i was fingering Janice, and I gave her a Slit Willy, and she swatted my finger out of her ear.

by Bess Money, Spang Deez, Mad Dawg Hoof August 13, 2006

puke willy

The act of barfing on another's cock for a laugh.

I saw a fellow homosapien blow chunks down my trousers.

by beef January 6, 2004

Big Willie

90's term for big time hustlers (drug dealers)

Yo son is a Big Willie now

by Bowie21 November 29, 2007