William Afton

william afton the most amazing murder of all time its sad that he died jk he came back because "HE ALWAYS COME BACK"

you: OMG IS THAT WILLIAM AFTON!?
someone: YEAH DUDE! HE'S THE MOST FAMOUS MURDER!

by Rosa Afton June 12, 2022

William and Mary

A small state school in Virginia chosen by students who are too smart for JMU and Tech, but not quite preppy enough (or tool-ish enough, depending on your point of view) for UVA. W&M has a bad reputation for being strict and lacking good parties. It's true that the academics are sometimes intense, that Williamsburg isn't a college town, and that the frats are located on-campus because of a city ordinance. But with over 5000 college students living here, not to mention grad students, it's definitely easy to get alcohol or weed and to find good parties every weekend... it's college, there's always something to do. People who complain about the academics are just bitter because they thought they were the shit in high school, got rejected at the Ivys, and can't believe that W&M is telling them they aren't as smart as they think. People who complain that there's nothing to do on the weekends should transfer to UVA, where they can be snotballs without feeling bitter and out of place.

Hey everybody, quit bitching about William and Mary!! You chose to come here and you can choose to transfer.

by raney888 July 16, 2008

Williamsburg

A part of Brooklyn known for its hipster population. North Williamsburg (near the L train) is generally filled with trustafarians, overpriced bars, and vintage clothing stores, where South Williamsburg (near the JMZ train) is still home to a large Hasidic and Hispanic population.

"I've thought about getting a job, but if I did that, I'd never have time to make art!"

by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

Spoogin Williams

See "Throbin Williams"

When thinking of Robin Williams during a romantic situation in hopes of suppressing the penis but coming to a homosexual revelation when the erection worsens to the point of ejaculation.

"Oh god, I have a Throbin Williams. Uh oh, Spoogin Williams!"

by CatTheBitch March 4, 2009

William

Will is the sweetest type of guy a girl could ask for. Will is incredibly loving, and can make any girl's heart race. Will is very trustworthy and loyal.
Will is so very caring and also very protective when it comes to his friends, he is a comeplete gentlemen. If you happen to come across Will in your life NEVER let him go, it will be the stupidest decision you ever make, he is such a great friend!
Will is a hesitant yet charming boy. His sense of humour, and boyish good looks are what makes him so great! Love him, he got a heart of the purest gold! <3 xxx

Person 1: He is amazing!
Person 2: No wonder, he is a William!

by Sofie, Spejder January 21, 2013

Rehnquist, William

William Rehnquist, boss-judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist (Rehnquist, William), Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all blame.

by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

William

He's the funniest guy you'll ever know. He is hot asf, and knows how to make a girl blush. He makes your life better day by day. He is super cute, and treats his gf like a queen. He is loyal, humble, sweet, and respectful. He is suupper dirty-minded but it's super flattering and funny. He flatters you, and is a great guy. He loves memes, thickness, and anything anime. He is the best part of your day if you get to be friends with one. If you have the honor to have a 'William' as a friend you better be thankful because he will help you however he can.

"Damn William is super cute, and he's soooo hot."

by IWriteDefinitionsOnFriends May 24, 2019