Wifi wifey 

A wifi wifey is a sneeky little internet fused connection with someone! It's like married on Facebook but not in reality, that's a wifi wifey ;) it is also used a lot for affairs and cheats!! Basterds lol? But other than that it can just be two happy people that love each other who talk over social media a lot xxxxx wifi wifeys

Hey wifi wifey love you!
Do you double tap like me, when I'm on the road you can Skype me, I'll follow if you follow me back, coz your my wifi wifey!!!!!!

Wifi wifey by Random guy you love123 August 9, 2016

Wiffwun

A bowl of whale blubber (lard)

"My maths teacher is a Wiffwun)

Wiffwun by Jordingo16 October 6, 2012

Whiffy Waffle 

Smelly Vagina

That Girl Has One Whiffy Waffle

Whiffy Waffle by CarFlo_Is_Bae July 4, 2016

wifeysexual 

Only being attracted to your wife/wifey/waifu

Person 1: “So like, I’m in love with you bro.”
Person 2: “Sorry bro, but I only love my wife and no one else, miss me with that gay shit.”
Person 1: “Oh so you’re wifeysexual, my bad bro.”

wifeysexual by The Only Black Jesus November 28, 2020

wifflecooter

A newly recognized south Georgia creature that is not related to bigfoot but has never been seen but has no known appearance but is well know for eating you're vehicles tires and rims.

Did you see that damn wifflecooter that ate Bobby's truck tires and rims?

wifflecooter by $muGG January 3, 2021

wifey fa lifetime 

my wifey fa lifetime is my all-time best friend, she’s always there for me, she’s very kind and caring and most importantly she is my wife ❤️😏

girl- is that ur bsf?

girl 2 - yeah 💕 also my wifey fa lifetime 😏

wifey fa lifetime by bbgcourtneyy January 11, 2021

Wifey Pussy

The kind of pussy your wouldn’t mind for the rest of your life! It may not be the tightest ,but it’s great, it’s wet and fits you perfectly and always gives what it’s supposed to give.

Aww man,I met this girl,she had some Wifey Pussy,I can wife it fasho!

Wifey Pussy by Virgo1985 February 21, 2022