white boy early

the highest level of being early

1: "Hey man, why are you 15 mins early?"
2: "I just wanted to be white boy early today!"

by DontBeLateMFer January 17, 2011

White boy timing

White Boy Timing is Not coming in on time to a beat when singing a basic pop song that white people get lit to e.g Mr bright side

used in S7:E4 of RuPauls drag race when trixi tells peal that she has white body timing when making a spoof.

‘Girl you have that white boy timing’

by Suckittomeee!! March 6, 2020

white-boy shoulders

A racially offensive term used to describe weak or narrow shoulders on men of any race.

Does he fight?
Na, he's got white-boy shoulders.

by hearditonthestreet May 17, 2007

White boy winter

A season when black women (and other women of color) date or mess around with white men more. It started when Megan thee stallion was seen laid up with g easy winter of 2019

Meg is having a white boy winter!!! Did you see her and g easy?

by Meyapeya April 25, 2021

white boy problems

White boy problems are not real problems except for certain mostly middle class white men who are suburban home owners. While rare in non-whites, all Realtors, regardless of race seem to have them, and it has been noted to occur in virtually all suburban men in Des Moines, Iowa, regardless of race. These problems center around yard care, having the exact right glass for any cocktail, and having the right home electronics. It isn't clear if white boy problems are a consequence of sexual dysfunction, or are a psychological compensation for not getting laid enough.

Ted, "is Randy coming"
Fred, "no, he had a bunch of White Boy Problems stack up and is skipping the tailgating, and probably the game too."
Ted, "No way"
Fred, "He has a full day, a seminar at Williams Sonoma on proper beer mug frosting, his favorite author is autographing his latest yard care book at Barnes and Noble, and The Sharper Image is releasing a new manually operated Nose Hair Trimmer. Randy thinks it will cut down his carbon footprint."

by mossiears October 13, 2013

white boy knees

Some whack ass scratched up fag knees (you don't want these)

Hey tanner has white boy knees because they're ashy

by Dikembe mccringleberry April 19, 2014

white boy winter

season where white boys have the spotlight not to be confused with black boy blizzard.

me ; ' hey whats kyle doing '
friend ; ' oh hes preparing for white boy winter '

kyle ; learning tiktok dances

by sosasgf November 21, 2020