Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.
Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.
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Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.
Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.
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Fred gained like 6 pounds of weed weight after spending the weekend mega stoned and eating.
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Hey bro, let's go running, I need to burn off all this weed weight.
Fred gained like 6 pounds of weed weight after spending the weekend mega stoned and eating.
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Hey bro, let's go running, I need to burn off all this weed weight.
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You're playing goal tonight? Dude, pull weight, that team is good
You're playing goal tonight? Dude, pull weight, that team is good
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