Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher

A guy who watches porn meant for other sexual orientations. These guys are actually a lot more prominant than you'd think. Often abbreviated AOPW

I think I like gay porn. Does that make me gay?
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.

by Brawesome August 24, 2010

professional Call of Duty watcher

a female who watches their friend(s) play Call of Duty all night which either doing drugs or trying to get them to shut it off and have sex. unfortunitely in turn, become good at watching the game, and attmept to help them win.

Random guy, "So do you play COD?"

Tina, "No, but i am a professional Call of Duty watcher."

Anthony, "She watches me play every(god damned) night"

by Tina, DUH February 19, 2009

Secret Crotch Watcher

Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.

Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!

by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009

tree watcher

People that come up into the mountains from the city. Generally used by mountain folk as a derogatory term for city people.

Damn there's a bunch of tree watchers today

by DaPinkPoptart January 20, 2015

Man watcher

Typically a male who criticizes the work of others.

The man watcher is complaining about my work again.

by Thattrueman September 13, 2023

Pants Watcher

The opposite of the person who wears the pants in a relationship. Also known as a beta or a sub.

Veronica is the pants watcher for sure. But she likes being told what to do so it works.

by Na—— August 22, 2023

reel watcher

Person who argues on twitter with incorrect facts/information after watching a sports match through reels

reel watcher: "x player" had a really bad game, he didnt score at all
another person: did you even see the match? he had crucial contribution for all the goals, reel watcher

by football_fan September 30, 2022