A guy who watches porn meant for other sexual orientations. These guys are actually a lot more prominant than you'd think. Often abbreviated AOPW
I think I like gay porn. Does that make me gay?
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.
by Brawesome August 25, 2010
Get the Anti-Orientation Porn Watchermug. a female who watches their friend(s) play Call of Duty all night which either doing drugs or trying to get them to shut it off and have sex. unfortunitely in turn, become good at watching the game, and attmept to help them win.
Random guy, "So do you play COD?"
Tina, "No, but i am a professional Call of Duty watcher."
Anthony, "She watches me play every(god damned) night"
Tina, "No, but i am a professional Call of Duty watcher."
Anthony, "She watches me play every(god damned) night"
by Tina, DUH February 18, 2009
Get the professional Call of Duty watchermug. Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.
Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!
by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009
Get the Secret Crotch Watchermug. 
by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014
Get the weiner watchermug. One who eats dookie and floats into the sunset thinking about his last meal.
”That Bootywatcher forgot his manners and he stinks to he eats ass on daily Karin says”
Booty watchers can become dangerous if not given food also they choose to make bad choices and will murder you over the last plate.
Booty watchers can run fast and snatch you up out of hiding places and can become fierce n sweaty n can take ones booty
”That Bootywatcher forgot his manners and he stinks to he eats ass on daily Karin says”
Booty watchers can become dangerous if not given food also they choose to make bad choices and will murder you over the last plate.
Booty watchers can run fast and snatch you up out of hiding places and can become fierce n sweaty n can take ones booty
That Bootywatcher forgot his manners and he stinks to he eats ass on daily Karin says”
Booty watcher Booty watchers can run fast and snatch you up out of hiding places and can become fierce n sweaty n can take ones booty
Booty watcher Booty watchers can run fast and snatch you up out of hiding places and can become fierce n sweaty n can take ones booty
by MrtheMan50 December 22, 2019
Get the booty watchermug. A person that buys someone a gift (rather it be randomly, birthday, or Christmas) and you wait for them to wear it, constantly bringing the gift up
Tim: hey , why you never wore them boots I bought you for Christmas
Mary: I'm looking for the perfect shoes to match them, why are you being such a gift watcher!
Mary: I'm looking for the perfect shoes to match them, why are you being such a gift watcher!
by Daddygoose25 April 30, 2016
Get the gift watchermug.