Something Harry potter got when he became a wizard.
A thin, often wooden, minature staff, often used to point at people with a follow up of a spell. See: Spell, Harry Potter, Magic
A thin, often wooden, minature staff, often used to point at people with a follow up of a spell. See: Spell, Harry Potter, Magic
Hagrid: "You're gonna go to Hogwarts, you're gonna do spells, you get a wand, you get a fucking owl, It'll deliver your mail. DEAL WITH IT ya TWAT!"
Harry: "I'M GONNA FUCKEN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL!"
Hagrid: "I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move."
Harry: "I'M GONNA FUCKEN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL!"
Hagrid: "I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move."
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When you introduce your girlfriend to the Hitachi Magic Wand and all she does is masterbate all day long
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When you, as part of answering a question or having a discussion, describe the most optimal but sometimes unlikely scenario. Typically an answer to the question “if you had a magic wand, how would you make this better”
I see tha situation you present is a challenge and it’s hard to figure out how to solve it. How about you start by magic wanding it so we know what to strive for and we’ll take it from there?
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