WAKE WAOW

(n.) An exclamation, used in shock, thrill, excitement, terror, or a combination of the aforementioned emotions; when one is so legitimately surprised that there is no other viable option of words to shout.

M: I tried really hard to make sure that bacon was pristine. Cured that baby for about 3 days.
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!

by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020

Waking the dead

The act of resuscitating a person who has gone into respiratory arrest from a heroin or heroin/fentanyl overdose with naloxone. heroin, fentanyl, percocet, oxycontin, narcotics, overdose, addiction, addict, drug abuse, drug cartel

On my way to work, I witnessed an EMT waking the dead. There was a guy lying in the street with a syringe in his arm and after the he got a shot of naloxone, he started breathing and regained consciousness. It was supernatural!

by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016

Wake apnea

When you snore while your awake

“Is Dave over there sleeping , I can hear him snoring?” -“ shit, Dave got that wake apnea he snores when he’s awake !”

by Vatlc-b March 18, 2023

wake and throne

Watching GOT the morning after the episode aired.

"Ayo Jack don't spoil tonight's episode, because I'll wake and throne tomorrow."

by Joffrey June 15, 2014

wake and take

Wake and Take is when you wake up and go to your cousins room and take his or her virginity away.

cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin

cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

Waking Insomnia

A mental state where your thought process is exactly the same as when you experience insomnia. Generally understood to be triggered by intense and prolonged boredom, from which the patient cannot physically escape, and so psychologically removes them self from their situation.

Over spring break, Jane had to go with her parents to her great-uncle's funeral. When she got back to University, she binge drank to forget the awful memory of experiencing "Waking Insomnia" from sitting through the endless ceremonies for the dead Uncle she didn't give a fuck about.

by thecrippler June 30, 2011

Wake Waow

(n.) A term relating to someone who is so profusely dumb/bizarre that the brain cannot comprehend that they did or said a certain thing. Usually referring to a friend or family member so as to not directly call them out and keep them anonymous, but the people in that social circle all know who that person is (commonly accompanied with a sigh and a "I'm not surprised" thought)

No one:

Not a single soul:

Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?

by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020