saras capri-sun vodkas
A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
Omg adamus I cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time!
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DANG! Latoya was so vodka faced that I don't even think she recalls snoballing with Toby last night!
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