verbal retard

A verbal retard is some one who speks compleatly in slang to the point it is frustrating to talk to them and some times even hard to understand them even if you and the verbal retard grew up in the same city

person 1 where ya wanna ga to night like
person 2 sorry what i did not understand you
person 1 whats the matta like are ya def or something
person 2 sorry you must be a verbal retard i cant understand a word you just seid

by Emmologist October 8, 2014

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verbal nudity

to metaphorically show ones ass in public

Brent was charged with verbal nudity afte accusing the teens of making fun of him.

by quartez February 10, 2015

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Verbal Alchemist

That one person who can say anything, not matter how unfunny, and it will come out as pure comedy gold.

Person 1: I don't know what it is about kraig, everything he says just seems funny to me
Person 2: Yeah man hes a Verbal Alchemist

by TranscendentBoredomOverlord September 25, 2017

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Verbal Viagra

Indicates the ability to sustain long-running commentary, either in person or via social networking. In personal settings, known as "diarrhea of the mouth." See also: 'Wordy Turdy'

Tony responded fifteen times on Bob's facebook post. Who slipped him the verbal Viagra?

I finally managed to get away from that dude at the bar. He wouldn't shut up; someone must have slipped him the verbal Viagra.

by reagan.fanfic October 8, 2011

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Verbal Clap

When you diss someone to such a thorough level they cannot retaliate

1st Guy: 'Mate, your girlfriends a dog.'

2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'

1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*

3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'

by Aviate January 25, 2009

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