Toyam Vacuum

Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.

When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!

by BV69BV September 5, 2017

Vacuum Bitch

A Female who is going to suck you no matter what

We had a fight, but I still have her name as vacuum bitch because Ik she’s gonna still suck me up

by Jaiylor June 2, 2020

vacuum the stars

doing a line of coke

I vacuum the stars
So I can work longer
So I can earn more
So I can do vacuum more stars

*google I Do Coke Song*

by ShortBusBall3r May 31, 2018

virgina vacuum

The act of putting a vacuum to the vagina or penis.

Dude last night Stacy was sooooo freaky. She even gave me the Virgina Vacuum!

by EVILPANMAN November 20, 2016

Cooter vacuum

A douche.

Your a fucking cooter vacuum, bitch cakes.

by SatanicCuntCleaner September 20, 2016

Morelli vacuum

When a girl farts while your going down on her, you catch it with your mouth and blow it back in to her mouth without her knowing what is going on

I gave my girlfriend a Morelli vacuum last night

by Mollies December 28, 2021

Vacuum a kiss

(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.

Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.

Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.

by nolandc September 15, 2019