virgina vacuum

The act of putting a vacuum to the vagina or penis.

Dude last night Stacy was sooooo freaky. She even gave me the Virgina Vacuum!

by EVILPANMAN November 20, 2016

Morelli vacuum

When a girl farts while your going down on her, you catch it with your mouth and blow it back in to her mouth without her knowing what is going on

I gave my girlfriend a Morelli vacuum last night

by Mollies December 28, 2021

Craic Vacuum

An Irish expression, used to define a person who is not fun to be around. Can be used either to describe a person who is dull or someone who makes everything about them.

Person 1: Good night last night?

Person 2: It was going fine till Gerry turned up, he's a real craic vacuum lately

Person 1: Spent the whole night talking about his divorce?

Person 2: It's almost as if you were there....

by Unseen Academical December 26, 2018

Mouth Vacuum

A succubus who will suck your soul through your zipper and then make you pay the restaurant bill.

“That’s Becky, she is a straight mouth vacuum”

“She has a mouth vacuum on her that would make Dyson blush”

by Bumbaclot Jimmy August 19, 2023

shower the vacuum

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse

sally: “i dont get you”
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on”

by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021

Vacuum a kiss

(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.

Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.

Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.

by nolandc September 15, 2019

vacuum bitch

A female who is capable of eating incredible amounts of food at once. She does not feel full, and eats everything as fast as possible, so fast ,in fact, that she doesn't even taste the food.

"Oh my god Talia, why did you eat all of Sam's hot cheetos, he wasn't even finished eating??"
"I can't help it, I'm a vacuum bitch."

by starfishtree May 30, 2018