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gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69 by Gunna_Capalot May 19, 2021

ball vacuum 

This is a sexual act that consists of one taking the other's testicles (balls) into his/her mouth and sucking each one quickly and separately and spitting them back out, creating a pleasure-filled ball-sucking experience.

Michael particularly enjoys having his balls sucked on, so he loves it when his girlfriend performs the ball vacuum.

When it becomes boring in the bedroom, Randy and his girlfriend Elizabeth like to spice things up by engaging in the ball vacuum.

ball vacuum by 20Paige07 November 1, 2007

grab the vacuum 

Slang for masturbating or jacking off, used by those who do not want to say what they are really doing, as in beating off or spanking the monkey. An act in which a man pleasures himself by rubbing his penis until stuff comes out. Usually only able to be done once every 2 hours

hey umm i'll brb i just gotta grab the vacuum for a few minutes.

grab the vacuum by Aliroth June 21, 2006

Fun Vacuum

Someone who sucks the fun from everything.

In aftershift training, instead of letting us go off the drop slides, the head guard made us practice CPR. Our head guard is a fun vacuum.

Fun Vacuum by johnny mc awesome August 15, 2009

I Want A Vacuum 

When mouthed at a friend, lover, or stranger, they will get the impression that you are saying "I want to f**k you." An array of reactions including laughs, awkward blank stares and drooling will follow.

Kathryn: (mouthed) "I want a vacuum"
Mark: "I want to f**k you too"
Kathryn: "Wait, WHAT?!?!"

I Want A Vacuum by frenchfries-nomnom October 19, 2010

existential vacuum

The mindset that everything in life is meaningless

James was so caught up in an existential vacuum that he hung himself by his shoestrings

existential vacuum by Brian K November 26, 2003

The Virginia Vacuum 

When you "Accidentally" ejaculate into a woman and she starts bitching cause she might get pregnant, you grab the vacuum and stick the hose up her snatch to get the semen out.

Jahova: "You've heard of the Virginia Vacuum right?"
KyrSp33dy: "No whats that one?"
Jahova: "I don't know but we'll find out on URBAN DICTIONARY tomorrow!"

The Virginia Vacuum by Typhon121 November 22, 2016