you little umbrella monkey quack sack

World's best insult

By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil

Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*

by fluffy-black-unicorn January 8, 2017

Umbrella tetris

The activity in which you are carrying an umbrella and walking with or towards others who have umbrellas and you attempt to pass each other without your umbrellas hitting each other by moving the umbrellas so that there is room between them all.

"We were playing umbrella tetris all the way to work with those guys."

by Z... September 13, 2011

Umbrella

the song tom holland did his completely iconic and amazing dance to

Person 1: have you seen Tom Holland's Umbrella dance on lip sing battle?

Person 2: yeah, it's literally the most amazing thing in the world.

Person 1: no bc fr. I've seen it like 80 times.

Person 2: 80? that's pathetic. I've seen it 4,700 times.

by lemm0ns13 August 13, 2021

Stinky Umbrella

When you are you so fat you’re stomach creates a “umbrella” keeping your under carriage bone dry while showing

That girl Cassidy’s boyfriend has a STINKY UMBRELLA

by Linden&James February 8, 2025

Kentucky Umbrella

When a firearm is discharged in the rain and causes a bubble to appear around it as the force from the muzzle pushes rain up

“I saw John firing his rifle, and he created a Kentucky Umbrella with it!”

by RenTheHen December 7, 2022

Scottish Umbrella

When a man wearing a kilt without any undergarments walks over a woman exposing himself to her.

My girlfriend was laying on the beach getting some sun until I gave her a Scottish Umbrella for shade.

by Scottish Batman October 15, 2017

Umbrella

The hottest person in the world

Omg have you seen umbrella; he is so cute I want to stick him up my ass

by hishotgorgeoussexyhumblegf May 11, 2023