you little umbrella monkey quack sack

World's best insult

By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil

Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*

by fluffy-black-unicorn January 8, 2017

umbrella movement

Umbrella movement was made to call out lippaphobes for saying lipstick.

"Theyre in the umbrella movement" "oh wow"

by Tea Time SisterZ. January 3, 2021

Creamy umbrella

Where someone placed a small drinking umbrella into the penis and wanks until they jizz

Jason stuck a tiny umbrella into his penis hole and wanked until he came over it thus becoming a creamy umbrella

by SF2K November 7, 2018

Umbrella

Slang for a Yorkshire bellend.

"FFS Paul, stop being such a goddamn umbrella all the fucking time!"
Umbrella: "I cant help it....also, does it contain gluten?"

by DBag4eva April 8, 2021

UMBRELLA

a device consisting of a circular canopy of cloth on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod used as protection against rain or sometimes the sun

Wind: Can I steal ur umbrella?

Me: No...?

Wind: Too bad >:3

by DaUmbrella March 21, 2023

Nutella umbrella

When a male has anal sex with a female right after she poops and sticks it her mouth for her to clean

Amy was such a freak the let me giver a nutella umbrella

by Psycodelics February 15, 2020

umbrella

are u really that bored?

pers. A: i have nothing to do with my life
pers. B: search umbrella on urban dictionary

by shawty08 July 14, 2021