twisted humor

1. dark, offensive, but funny remarks
2.a totally pointless but awesome series on youtube

1. "I may be going to hell but at least my friends will be there too"
2. Hippie Guy: "Isn't mother nature groovy man?
Pissy Guy: "Hell no! Mother nature's being a bitch! Im freezing my ass off!"
3. We remade the 1950's Duck and Cover video for our own sick and twisted humor

by The Voices in your head February 20, 2009

a twisted giggley

a wretchedly deformed pussie

"Oh my god...now that is one sickly twisted giggley!"

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

twisted

Really really fucked up on drugs

"Dude, i blew 3 rails of K and Coke all mixed up and then took some E pills i am TWISTED!!!!"

by lad March 18, 2003

Twisted Apple

A person who refuses to acknowledge the inferior nature of Apple's over hyped, over priced devices, such as the I-Phone, I-Touch, or I-Pad. The following mental disorder is the result of untreated "I-Phone Effect". The "twisted apple" will usually have a McJob, such as Starbacks, or work part-time as para-legal.They will constantly brag and boast that their I-Phone is the best thing after sliced bread. They will try to impress you with the GPS navigation on the I-Phone, but they never learn how to use it. They also obess on Steve Job's and will masturbate to his podcast's.

Ricky: Hey Britt, can you use your GPS navigation and get us directions to the Snoop Dogg concert. His concert is in Santa Ana, at the Galaxy Theater.

Britt: Sure, this GPS shit is idiot proof. A monkey can even operate this shit.

(58 minutes later)

Ricky: Hey Britt, are we lost? How come we are entering into Huntington Park?

Britt: (Valley girl accent) OMFG! This blueberry blunt you rolled got me so blown. I havent figured out how to use this GPS(giggles). OMG, the Apple salesmen made it look so simple in the MAC mall store. Let me call tech support.

Ricky: Britt, you are a I-Hole. I should have known you were a "twisted apple". (pulls out a Thomas Guide instead).

by tr353r February 1, 2010

twisted

Something one does that is overly cruel or weird or violent. Something that every person knows where the line is but in this case it gets crossed by a hell of a lot

Being drunk and high, like mangled

that shit was twisted

they dont care about doing twisted shit

by DWatson March 17, 2005

twisted sisters

twisted sisters are commonly a group of 2-4 girls who all get each other perfectly and know the others thoughts from one look they honestly have telepathy. they do not act they're age and are some of the most laid back, care free, fun party rockers in the world. they can laugh about anything and have the wierdest nicknames for they're other friends. all in all they are truly one of a kind. oh and also tend to share beds with theyre other twisted sisters and boyfriends.

girl one: did u see cassandra's best friend?

girl two: yeah didn't you know they're twisted sisters?

girl three: ther are 4 of them!!! best party rockers ever!!!!

by twistedgirl101 September 25, 2011

TwIsTeD

one that has a terrible mic, sounds somewhat drunk/sleepy at the same time, who isn't that good at counter-forces.

RAGE: Alright guys, let's do the default.
TwIsTeD: -sleepy sounded- What?
RAGE: I SAID THE DEFAULT! YOU SLOBS NEVER LISTEN.
TwIsTeD: -drunk sounded- I didn't hear you.
RAGE: Just get in your damn house, TwIsTeD.

by Yammins January 5, 2009