Skeet Tree

A tree that blooms in the Spring and smells like semen. It can create a lingering smell for at least a block away from said tree.

Mark.. What is that awful smell?

Jane.. It's the skeet tree.

by rinse wash repeat May 18, 2009

Siamese Tree Frog

When excessive heat, humidity and sweating cause both sides of the testicles to spread and stick to both legs . This is much like a standard Tree Frog in which the testicles stick to one leg or the other. However, a Siamese Tree Frog distinguishes itself by sticking to both legs simultaneously. This typically occurs - but is not limited to - seated or prone positions. See also Tree Frog.

Brian: Damn son, it's hotter than Hades out here.
Joe: I know man, I'm Siamese Tree Froggin' like sonuvabitch.

by TacomaBeags October 2, 2017

smoking the tree

Something an old person says when he suspects someone has been smoking weed.

Jim-Jim, you've been smoking the tree again haven't you?

by Orangeblood August 3, 2004

Spam Tree

When a single nonsense post results in a string of spam responses by different people, then a Spam Tree has been planted.

Alex: Chuck Norris didn't turn 70, 70 turned Chuck Norris.

19,000 stupid responses later, a beautful Spam Tree had blossomed.

by octashroom March 14, 2010

swizzle tree

A great band consisting of 5 members, all hailing from Chicago. Lead singer is brother of Lucky Boys Confusion lead, also a Chicago band. To see them in their natural habitat, visit Wrigleyville, Metro, House of Blues, and www.swizzletree.com.

swizzle tree sells out the metro (chicago) as well as hosts parties at their house for their streetteam.

by luckiePenguin April 27, 2004

sleeping up in the tree

verb.
Escape an enemy by any means necessary, like in this case - "sleep on trees" in order not to get seen, not to get focused in the line of sight of an enemy

"..Drunk like thieves, take it just like the breeze,
Now look at all the clowns there, sleeping up in the trees.."
© Warcloud - "Mad Axes"

by ghostrida October 14, 2005

Squirrel in My Tree

A euphamism for having an STD.

Dude I fucked this girl last week and now I think I have a fucking squirrel in my tree.

by Bob Montgomery January 7, 2008