One who lives in binghamton, but is known not to have a family tree that forks. Often spottable when the mother and father look like cousins or brother and sister, or usu. of a variation of some sort of ugly, corn-fed conservative President Bush-muncher who lost their teeth munching bush.
(Usually an upstate variant of those found on Jerry Springer)
(Usually an upstate variant of those found on Jerry Springer)
Hey Zahutsky, look at that family, they got no teeth, and i dont think they forked outside the family. Shall i call jerry, and inform him he'll be having new guests?
by jason ganz August 7, 2004
Get the townie mug.Having managed to elude the evolutionary process and remain relatively neanderthal throughout the years, the townie has finally plucked up the courage to expose itself to society. The subsequent confusion that they experience in relation to other more intelligent life forms results in the formation of tribes, each with their own *cough* unique identity. It is unsure at which stage the townie started wearing the so called 'shell suit', but the trend has remained ever since - possibly due to the insecurities surrounding 'individual identity'. Although practically indistinguishable, the numerous tribes lend their names to cunning little acronyms such as 'ATL' (against/above the law) amongst others. A common behavioural attribute of the townie is vandalism, the mindless destruction of (amongst others) bins, windows, doors, railings and other articles upon which society 'relies'. Unfortunately for the townie, who strays no further than McDonald's or the local chippy, most of these vandalised items belong to the commune in which they live. The townie asserts it's territory by writing on surfaces with cheap permanent marker (the more colours the better), much like a cat pissing up a wall. If encountered look away,eye contact will only provoke the situation, such is the results of these primeval instincts they still cling to.
by NZ April 23, 2004
Get the townie mug.A townie is a scumbag!In other words there should be banned or even killed.There think that terroising people who aren't a townie is "well ard".Normally a female townie will wear some "well class trakkiez" or some tight jeanz wiv PRINCESS OR BABE on the rear end of them.There will wear large gold hooped earings which obviously aren't real gold and a massive gold clown.They will also have their face covered in cheap foundation normally purchased from "da wkd poundy" and blue eyeshadow n mascara.
Male townies:Will ave der 1 ear pierced which there boast there done thereselves.Will wear bowt "20 pure sovvyz". Der will wear sum "top class trakkiez" n a burberry cap which iz facing da sky!!!
Male townies:Will ave der 1 ear pierced which there boast there done thereselves.Will wear bowt "20 pure sovvyz". Der will wear sum "top class trakkiez" n a burberry cap which iz facing da sky!!!
Origh m8?
Oright? luk at ma well wkd pure sovvyz gt em 2day from h.samuel
oh..aye..der safe dem r bruv
Oright? luk at ma well wkd pure sovvyz gt em 2day from h.samuel
oh..aye..der safe dem r bruv
by Bethany May 13, 2005
Get the townie mug.Crystal Rae, the town poke couldn't understand why the men of Melonville never took her out to dinner or introduced her to their friends after pleasuring them for free drinks.
by jd55113 February 8, 2009
Get the townie mug.WANKERS, tossers, burrburybandits, waste of a life, stole my bike beat up my brother, a group in Brighton called "TMC" "Two Messy Crew" but i like "Totaly Moody Cunts" which is what they are (so much anger weighting to spill out into the face of a townie)
townie: "ay wo' u lookin a'?"
human: "nothing, i just glanced over in your direction..?"
townie: "oit u fuckin qweea, wo' u sayin bou' ma mum bruv?"
human: firstly im not gay, secondly i did not say anything about your mother, and thirdly i am not of any relation!"(under breath "Thank god")
Note say some thing intellegant and while their trying to desuyfer it, run, because where thers 1 thers always another.
human: "nothing, i just glanced over in your direction..?"
townie: "oit u fuckin qweea, wo' u sayin bou' ma mum bruv?"
human: firstly im not gay, secondly i did not say anything about your mother, and thirdly i am not of any relation!"(under breath "Thank god")
Note say some thing intellegant and while their trying to desuyfer it, run, because where thers 1 thers always another.
by Jez-TOWNIE_BASHING January 13, 2005
Get the townie mug.by jade goody July 11, 2003
Get the townie mug.Townies are a certain type of people, often teenage youths. That wear awful clothets, dislike anyone who is not a townie (Such as grungers, goths and skaters), have a problem with anyone who is not hard, usually drinks/smokes alot and is often looking for a fight.
Townie clothing:
- Male:
Feel the need to wear brands such as; Nike, Kappa and Adidas. Townies often wear hoodies or tracksuits in colours such as light blue, in which trousers and top are of different clashing colours. Trainers always worn. Often have a single stud earring, and gel/wax their hair down.
-Female:
Female townies are quite possibly the ugliest people ever. Wearing hoodies with places they don't even have the intelligence to know where they are written on them. Or have lame phrases such as "Angel", "Bling" or "69" written on them. Skirts so short they may as well just wear a belt. Long hair that is blatantly bleached or dyed hair blonde hair with roots that are of a totally different colour. To top this at least 2 huge pikey looking earrings (Obviously fake gold bought down at the market) and enough make-up to drown a third world country.
General Characteristics:
Feels the need to act and move with trents in order to fit in and stay cool. Often townies need to take up smoking or regular drinking to fit in with everyone else. Townies also need to act hard and have a hard crew so they can push everyone else around. Townies hate most people that have any intelligence or any change of a future that doesn't involve crime or bein a bad ass gangsta. Often boasts of times they were paraletic or one of the hundreds of sluts they have got off with. Townies often get most of the girls, even though most of them are covered in spots, are unintelligent and and ugly.
Townies often are unintelligent and do not have a great future to look foward to. Becoming a townie often results in academic failure and being totally stupid (Although there are exceptions).
Older townies often drive cars such as souped up Vauxhall Nova's with chicken wire on the front grill and illegal tacky blue neon lights so they can "pick up all the hot chicks"
In general townies are the most popular people, as most people feel the need to become townies so they can fit in, be cool, act hard and all that other bull. But hated by everyone else because they see them for what they really are: people who feel the need to go with the flow so they can be popular and be accepted by everyone else.
Townie clothing:
- Male:
Feel the need to wear brands such as; Nike, Kappa and Adidas. Townies often wear hoodies or tracksuits in colours such as light blue, in which trousers and top are of different clashing colours. Trainers always worn. Often have a single stud earring, and gel/wax their hair down.
-Female:
Female townies are quite possibly the ugliest people ever. Wearing hoodies with places they don't even have the intelligence to know where they are written on them. Or have lame phrases such as "Angel", "Bling" or "69" written on them. Skirts so short they may as well just wear a belt. Long hair that is blatantly bleached or dyed hair blonde hair with roots that are of a totally different colour. To top this at least 2 huge pikey looking earrings (Obviously fake gold bought down at the market) and enough make-up to drown a third world country.
General Characteristics:
Feels the need to act and move with trents in order to fit in and stay cool. Often townies need to take up smoking or regular drinking to fit in with everyone else. Townies also need to act hard and have a hard crew so they can push everyone else around. Townies hate most people that have any intelligence or any change of a future that doesn't involve crime or bein a bad ass gangsta. Often boasts of times they were paraletic or one of the hundreds of sluts they have got off with. Townies often get most of the girls, even though most of them are covered in spots, are unintelligent and and ugly.
Townies often are unintelligent and do not have a great future to look foward to. Becoming a townie often results in academic failure and being totally stupid (Although there are exceptions).
Older townies often drive cars such as souped up Vauxhall Nova's with chicken wire on the front grill and illegal tacky blue neon lights so they can "pick up all the hot chicks"
In general townies are the most popular people, as most people feel the need to become townies so they can fit in, be cool, act hard and all that other bull. But hated by everyone else because they see them for what they really are: people who feel the need to go with the flow so they can be popular and be accepted by everyone else.
- You should have been with Zoe and her crew last week down, first we were gettin paraletic and then we were goin down an alley and we were chased by people wiv knifes n stuff! But they we saw hoffman crusin in his Nova so he gave us a ride to the rec where we got even more paraletic wiv andy and james who were stabbed earlier n den we got sum weed n smoked it behing maccy d's where hoffman was gettin off wiv caitlain (A day in the life of a townie)
- "No but yeah"
- "Check out my vauxhall nova, im gunna pick up all the hoes now"
- "No but yeah"
- "Check out my vauxhall nova, im gunna pick up all the hoes now"
by Unknown Soldier July 11, 2004
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