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Telepathic Tourette’s

Where deep anxiety and the perfect combination of ungrounding meet.

When one unwillingly spews out mind thought bubbles of utter bullshit from the deepest layers of their unconscious whilst existing in a overwhelmed state.

When anxiety arises due to unresolved trauma that’s yet to be discovered and one telepathically begins antagonizing others one feels threatened by on some level. Often going to the deepest crevices of the unconscious and pulling out derogative terminology.

When one is in a place where they don’t feel safe for whatever reason and then proceed to find unintentionally find trigger points of others they’re around and telepathically use those against them in an effort to create distance and find peace yet again alone.
Yea man… he did LSD and then developed Telepathic Tourette’s … says the most ridiculous shit. But gotta love him ya know…how could he even begin to explain the situation? he’s aight
by Mr Anderson 007 February 27, 2023
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cyber-tourettes

cybertourettes refers to a new unofficial disease that has come about as a result of the internet and such things that go along with it such as e-mail, instant messageing and social networking sites such as facebook and myspace. It occurs as both acute and chronic. the person with cyber- tourettes will write something electronically that he or she is thinking or feeling strongly about at that time and afterwards sends this information to one or more people. The particular information is usually information that when looked at approximately 24 hrs afterwards outrages or embarasses the original senders eyes , having the original sender usually mudder or think to his/herself, "what was i thinking"
Billy sees a girl on myspace that he hasnt seen in a while, but used to date. he looks at her pictures and writes a comment to her saying how much he would like to stick his whole face right in her booty because it looks so delicious, that he just wants to straight chew on them buttcheeks. Billy then hits the send button and happens to be on a site where there is no remove button. This particular comment billy would have never made had he thought about it or stepped back a little and thought. Billy never did this type of ting again...he had an acute case of cyber-tourettes
by wterasta June 15, 2009
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rap tourettes

When your pal or significant other raps lyrics randomly, whether or not they are accurate or not, through out the day...
her: ....so i was telling my mom about our mail box...
him: 'I just hit a lick wit da box'
her: what? what are you talking about?
him: 'Had to put a stick ina box'
her: what the fuck are you talking about?? i think you have rap tourettes!
by bunnyofbadideas July 8, 2020
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sarcasm tourettes

The exclamation of sarcastic words or phrases, socially inappropriate and derogatory sarcastic remarks in public with little to no ability to control it.
He said "I hope my car doesn't make me look like a dork" her sarcasm tourettes kicked in and she replied "it's seldom the car's fault."
by Sarcastic Girl Next Door June 26, 2014
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Music Tourettes

Randomly busting out music lyrics and dance moves.
Stevie has Music Tourettes when she starts singing C'est Pas Si Loin by The Bunny The Bear.
by BiscutGravey December 31, 2011
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situational tourettes

accidentally using "key phrases" in awkward situations.
She experienced situational tourettes by saying to her Uncle who is in the hospital dying, " Well, you only live once!"

While talking to a person of short stature she suffered from situational tourettes by saying, "well, I might not be smart, but at least I'm tall!"
by jaw1974 April 2, 2013
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Tv Tourette's

The condition suffered by those who channel-surf too quickly, and pass by their favourite commercial or sitcom punchline without stopping.
Derek: "Shit danny, go back to that commercial, its funny"

(Danny panics to control his button-addicted fingers)
Danny: "Im trying! Im trying!"

Derek: "Sh*t Danny, you missed it. F*ck! F*ck you - I hate you"

Danny: "Fuck brah, you've got a serious case of Tv Tourette's"

Derek: "I'd kill you if I didn't have a cougar crush on your Mother."
by Someone stole my name October 21, 2009
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