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Digital Tourette's

it should be called Digital coprolalia

1. Uncontrolled and unfettered uttering
of profanities whilst online.

2. Some things said during a fit of "Online Coprolalia" will be completely uncalled for and may result in uncontrolled LOL's and rofl's and coffee spurting through ones nose.
misquoted examples of Digital Tourette's on FB

1.person on facebook = "Had a shitty day"
Megan = " awww that not fun!! Vagina."

2. person on facebook = " my boss is crap"
Ms Clark = "Mother fuckers. Go in and kick their chicken butts."
by Not-someone-else January 27, 2012
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rap tourettes

When your pal or significant other raps lyrics randomly, whether or not they are accurate or not, through out the day...
her: ....so i was telling my mom about our mail box...
him: 'I just hit a lick wit da box'
her: what? what are you talking about?
him: 'Had to put a stick ina box'
her: what the fuck are you talking about?? i think you have rap tourettes!
by bunnyofbadideas July 8, 2020
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sarcasm tourettes

The exclamation of sarcastic words or phrases, socially inappropriate and derogatory sarcastic remarks in public with little to no ability to control it.
He said "I hope my car doesn't make me look like a dork" her sarcasm tourettes kicked in and she replied "it's seldom the car's fault."
by Sarcastic Girl Next Door June 26, 2014
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Telepathic Tourette’s

Where deep anxiety and the perfect combination of ungrounding meet.

When one unwillingly spews out mind thought bubbles of utter bullshit from the deepest layers of their unconscious whilst existing in a overwhelmed state.

When anxiety arises due to unresolved trauma that’s yet to be discovered and one telepathically begins antagonizing others one feels threatened by on some level. Often going to the deepest crevices of the unconscious and pulling out derogative terminology.

When one is in a place where they don’t feel safe for whatever reason and then proceed to find unintentionally find trigger points of others they’re around and telepathically use those against them in an effort to create distance and find peace yet again alone.
Yea man… he did LSD and then developed Telepathic Tourette’s … says the most ridiculous shit. But gotta love him ya know…how could he even begin to explain the situation? he’s aight
by Mr Anderson 007 February 27, 2023
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situational tourettes

accidentally using "key phrases" in awkward situations.
She experienced situational tourettes by saying to her Uncle who is in the hospital dying, " Well, you only live once!"

While talking to a person of short stature she suffered from situational tourettes by saying, "well, I might not be smart, but at least I'm tall!"
by jaw1974 April 2, 2013
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Music Tourettes

Randomly busting out music lyrics and dance moves.
Stevie has Music Tourettes when she starts singing C'est Pas Si Loin by The Bunny The Bear.
by BiscutGravey December 31, 2011
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Tv Tourette's

The condition suffered by those who channel-surf too quickly, and pass by their favourite commercial or sitcom punchline without stopping.
Derek: "Shit danny, go back to that commercial, its funny"

(Danny panics to control his button-addicted fingers)
Danny: "Im trying! Im trying!"

Derek: "Sh*t Danny, you missed it. F*ck! F*ck you - I hate you"

Danny: "Fuck brah, you've got a serious case of Tv Tourette's"

Derek: "I'd kill you if I didn't have a cougar crush on your Mother."
by Someone stole my name October 21, 2009
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