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Garbage Tour

The act of carrying a half-full garbage bag around your home, emptying wastebaskets into it to get a full bag
Honey, if I take the Garbage Tour will you throw it away?
by VBartilucci January 24, 2010
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The Gland Tour

Yo I'm gonna give her the Gland Tour tonight
by AdolfGinger December 12, 2020
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G-tour

Whilst driving, to mindlessly and unquestioningly follow Google maps.
Whilst driving from North to South down the A1 late at night, Google maps suddenly pipes up with a recommendation for a ‘Better route’.

Sure, Google knows best right?

‘Accept’.

10 minutes later I’m swerving along dark, single-file country lanes through cow fields.

Quite liked the sense of companionship with the other cars around me that had obviously also taken the same G-tour without question.
by Footoomch October 27, 2023
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High tour

A High tour is someone who plays a lot of MVM a game mode in team fortress 2 and can be described in 2 ways
The good meaning: A Nice guy who likes to help newer people to MVM with over 500+ tours under his belt

The bad meaning: A real dickhead who loves to ruin other peoples experiences in MVM which is why a lot of smaller tour players leave MVM early with over 500+ tours under his ass
(Good meaning) Gamer 1-Hey man you know that high tour we played with on 2 cities awhile back
Gamer 2-Yea what about him?
Gamer 1-well he warned me about some guy talking shit and just afk until he gets the loot just came to tell you to watch out for him.
(Bad meaning) Gamer 2-Hey I just ran into that asshole you were talking about and all he did was complain about the better people and waited for his loot
Gamer 1-I told you he was a cuck
by Navysealdemoman September 27, 2022
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monkeys-on-tour

drinking holiday/vacation where the primary goal is getting monkeyed.
all the lads are doing a monkeys-on-tour to Ibiza this summer.
by the_rorz August 5, 2009
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goin on tour

When you rent a uhaul and drive to an undisclosed location to purchase and transport narcotics.
we were scheduled to be "goin on tour" in june in the bay.
by ChiChi French February 15, 2009
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Euthanasia Tour

(noun)

1. When you take someone or something on a joy ride before leaving it or throwing it out.

2. When you take your soon-to-be ex out for a fun time before ending things.
I took Sadie out to her favorite coffee shop and we took a walk around the park for the euthanasia tour before I dumped her.
by slaydie December 30, 2021
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