Diabolical Touch

A Touch so devilish, so cringy, so horrible it kinda works. It's a ball bouncing off a foot into no-mans-land but not so far that someone can steal it. The diabolical touch is seen mostly in JV soccer.

What a Diabolical Touch!

by Kknumber14jvFTW September 12, 2016

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Touch my no no

When u have a hot babe touching your fat cock. and it will be hella spicy

Him: GAWD BITCH JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
her: UAHHAHUAGHAUUHAUAHU

by Kat033 February 12, 2018

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Uncle’s Touch

Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.

I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.

Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

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iPod Touch

A device that made many people's childhoods. The entire lineup was recently discontinued by Apple in May 2022.

Old elementary school friend 1: Hey remember when you used to have that fart soundboard app on your iPod Touch 2G?
Old elementary school friend 2: LOL yeah, we used to troll around with that in class. Those were good times man.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 5, 2023

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donkey touch

A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!

Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*

by Craigy! May 29, 2008

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