Totally blazed

Getting blazed to the level of complete loss of sanity. In this particular situation you will not be able to recognize yourself in the mirror.

Bro I was totally blazed last night. All I can remember is an ugly guy making stupid faces outside a weird window.

by Fookinsatellites June 1, 2020

total bastard

Someone who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary, and fills it with a shit ton of compliments

Total bastard: "this guy is so totally awesome!"

UD user: "what a total bastard"

by Fluorosis November 11, 2014

Total Bromo

An extreme but awesome bromance that involves two consensual males platonically having sex, making out, holding hands, and complimenting each other. These males are STRAIGHT and might even be in a relationship, but as legend says nothing is better than the boys. The relationship might also involve all of the boys. Saturday’s are the best days for these relationships because saturdays are for the boys.

Gf: You cheated on me with your best friend?

Me: Nah it was just a Total Bromo relationship, I wore socks and everything babe!
Gf: Okay 👍

by Arik Stan 🥵 July 31, 2021

totally bearded

An insult used by Minecraft, Hypixel sweaty players. The insult was integrated into their language so the moderators wouldn't ban them.

You're totally bearded

by Mavarx July 7, 2022

Totally Texas

What Norwegians use to describe something that is crazy.

That is so totally texas!

by Total Texan May 7, 2018

Total Misfit

A person who loves being different and looks good while doing it. They love doing what they want to do and don't care who thinks of them any different. They are a total misfit.

Also a pretty cool band names Total Misfit made up of three girls.

That girl over there is a Total misfit, she doesn't give two fucks.

Did you see that new tweet from Total Misfits band account??

by SwagDaddy2.0 August 19, 2016

total dibs

Similar to dibs but with more authority.

Matt: I have total dibs on that Smash Ball!
Cody: I was going to get that. Oh well.

by Ziekerz March 13, 2008