Total Z

Something that is said to describe someone who is a Total Z(ero), as in loser or failure, ect.

Wow, what a total z." "I know. Fucking douche.

by ya mams bf mate June 28, 2010

total rhubarb

Completely and undeniably true.

Claims that Brexit is a disaster are total rhubarb.

by Rishi47 January 27, 2022

Shaftage Totale

1. an occurence of an extreme disappointment.
2. drawing the short straw.
3. occures when you are completely screwed over i.e. dos sabados para change purse mexicana.

Aw man why did you tray me Tiny? What a shaftage totale!

by Chet Willyamz April 10, 2003

total dibs

Similar to dibs but with more authority.

Matt: I have total dibs on that Smash Ball!
Cody: I was going to get that. Oh well.

by Ziekerz March 13, 2008

total bastard

Someone who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary, and fills it with a shit ton of compliments

Total bastard: "this guy is so totally awesome!"

UD user: "what a total bastard"

by Fluorosis November 11, 2014

Fer Totally

A word to replace the annoying variations of "for sure/real",
"fer sure"
"fo sho"
"fer real"
and the worst
"frillz"

And It sounds nifty because it is an audio clash.

"Are you gonna get in the mosh next time?"

"Fer totally! I hope I break my nose!"

by HannahsDecay January 19, 2009

Totally blazed

Getting blazed to the level of complete loss of sanity. In this particular situation you will not be able to recognize yourself in the mirror.

Bro I was totally blazed last night. All I can remember is an ugly guy making stupid faces outside a weird window.

by Fookinsatellites June 1, 2020