Body tory

A person who's a tory (derogatory) in matters of the body, particularly someone who's critical of others for wearing revealing clothing or no clothing at all

Person A: Reckon I might turn up naked to the event tonight
Person B: Dunno if that would be appropriate
Person A: Stop being a body tory

by burningbush2 November 14, 2021

Droppy Toppy

Receiving fellatio while in a convertible while the top is down.

My boy JC got some Droppy Toppy on the way to the concert

by xXMr EXx December 1, 2022

Tizer Tory

A person (in the UK) who continuously votes against their own interests. Specifically, working class people who vote for Conservatives. Despite doing so, they are too stupid to realise, even when it is pointed out to them, with responses typically saying, "I'd rather be poor than vote for them". They usually share similar DNA as those who voted "Leave" (see Brexit), have photos of men holding fish, and also pebble dashed images of poppies. Also related to the "Gammon".

I met Gary down the pub last night. He still hates Corbyn and voted Conservative to show him. Gary's such as Tizer Tory.

by Berty Bumflaps January 7, 2023

polishing the torpedo

1. To Masturbate; jack off

2. To furiously clean the penis

3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo

"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"

"I'm polishing the torpedo."

"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."

by marcus daniel malloid March 25, 2008

Carly D. and Tory H.

2 lil love birds :) Carly especially loves Tory!

Tory H. - "Carly, I LOVE YOU!"
Carly D. - "Tory, I LOVE YOU MORE!"

awweeehh! <3
Carly D. and Tory H. are gonna be together forever....

by Memimely September 24, 2011

Arctic Torpedo

Rub near frozen lube on your arm, then begin to anal fist your girlfriend, once inside pull out as fast as possible and then thrust your fist back into the gaping asshole.

"Hey Sam, I arctic torpedoed Claire last night." "How was it?" "It was cool."

by cb9 October 11, 2009

torpey

When you cant read and go into english class with mrs. moore and antonio and she assigns 50 pages in a book then you try to read and your brain explodes all over the wall and mush sprays all over the mrs. moores face.

Man I was so torpey last night, I had to read a book for my english class and my brain just exploded all over my cat and my cat licked it up.

Man you must of been trippen.

by Torpeatspaper123123123 September 28, 2010