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toronto

1 A city in Southern Ontario that's plauged with horribly cold winters and horribly hot muggy summers.
2 A polluted urban wasteland shrouded in smog most of the year.
3 The most American Canadian city other than Calgary.
4 A city who's claim to fame is...umm...hmmmm...oh yeah,the CNtower.
5 A city surrounded by beautiful majestic mountains,has tonnes of recreational activities(fishing,hiking,snowboarding ect)and a city with the most temperate climate in North America.Oh wait,that's Vancouver.
Hey man, how was big bad Toronto?
It sucked man,it was soooo hot and most of the time I thought I was in Cleavland.
Shitty,at least you can take a dip in the lake.
I couldn't,beach was closed and it smelled like urine.
Bummer,did you go up the CNtower?I here you can see Niagra Fallsfrom the observation deck.
Yeah,but it cost me 80bucks to go up,10 bucks for a hotdog and it was so smoggy that I couldn't even see the lake.On top of that,the city was hit with a brown out so I had to walk down the stairs, getting mugged by a ten year old on the way.
by Buddy Love May 28, 2006
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Toronto

N. The largest city in Canada located on Lake Ontario with a population of 4 million in the greater area
Pros:
1.Very clean & efficient subway and transit comission
2.Very Safe for a North American City of its size
3.Strong civic Economy
4.Home to Major league baseball, basketball and hockey
5.Very Nice summers
6.World Class train station
Downfalls:
1.There are a lot of immigrants including but not limited to Jamacans who try to emulate New York City culture and believe they live repressed post slave lives of African Amercans even though they live in the world's most accepting country and they are probably on welfare.
2. Downtown has the most lousy architecture in the West
3.There are lots of limpwrists, metrosexuals and sex maniacs
4. There is an attitude that Toronto is superior to the rest of Canada even though cities like Montreal and Vancouver deliver where Toronto falls short.
5. They try too hard to be like an American city while hating the USA at the same time
6. Gangster wanna bees think calling it T.dot is hardcore. They think they are tough until they go to L.A., Miami, Detroit or D.C. and get torn to shit because they're all boys in a mans world.

Toronto has a lot to offer but it is not as world class as it thinks it is and it is a poser city.
* Yo mon look at me fool I ride the Finch ave 36 D bus in tha T.dot because I'm on welfare and I hate White Boys even though they let me immigrate to this land so I can smoke ganja and wear mecca.

* The 1992/93 Toronto blue jays were a damn good club
by Curt Miller April 27, 2006
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torontonamo

A makeshift detention centre housed in the vacant film studios at Eastern and Leslie Streets during the 2010 G20 hosted in Toronto, Canada, (june 26-27).
torontonamo torontonamo bay prison the big house clink jail
by m3brand September 14, 2010
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Tomoni

A not so funny kid that spends his afternoons writing poetry under trees and singing in the rain. He is often from Kenya and loves to say Jambo. When confronting a Tomoni be careful they tend to get scared easily and will run away if intimidated. Overall Tomoni's are fun to be around loving people that if you can keep one from running away at top Kenyan speeds is a great friend.
TOMONI!!!!!!
by Lionesssssss June 10, 2011
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Toronto'd

A sports team who under-performs massively.
to lose.
to miss playoffs.
to be fucked.
We really Toronto'd this season. Theres always next year!
by d749 April 11, 2013
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Toronto tootsie pop

Where you insert a piece of candy into the pee hole of a man and have a partner suck it out while they are blowing you
"It hurt like a bitch, but that whore Megan Fogarty gave me a Toronto tootsie pop."
by SicNtwisted February 11, 2014
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Toronto Slammer

The act of violently striking the male genitals repeatedly with a mallet or similar implement until climax occurs.
That's the last time I straddle a tree stump while getting a Toronto Slammer; I've been picking splinters out of my sack for a week.
by Dr Ironmind November 2, 2014
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