Toronto'd

A sports team who under-performs massively.
to lose.
to miss playoffs.
to be fucked.

We really Toronto'd this season. Theres always next year!

by d749 April 11, 2013

Toronto Delusion

When no matter how much a professional sports team of Toronto is loosing, they are always the winning team in the eyes of hopeless fans.

- Toronto won last night! They are definitely going to the playoffs now!
- Ummm... that's their first win all season.
- Yeah! But they are going to win all the rest now, I can feel it.
- Facepalm. Congratulations. You are completely stuck in the Toronto Delusion.

by Melen28 April 9, 2011

Toronto Dump and Chase

The process in which anal sex takes place coercively to the point where the female recipient is forced to produce a bowel movement on the male genetals. The male then proceeds to "chase" the female around until it's agreed upon for her to perform fellatio to clean his member.

I was pounding this girl so hard she shat all over my cock... took me a while to get her to suck it all off and complete the Toronto Dump and Chase.

by Anonymous Jon July 22, 2007

Toronto Jelly Doughnut

This is when both a man and a woman are in the 69 position; the man would then ejaculate into the woman’s mouth while she simultaneously squirts period blood into his. The two parties would then make-out exchanging the fluids together which then makes a pink like substance around their mouths. This make it look like the two have been enjoying a nice jelly doughnut in Toronto!

Greg: Dan why do you have pink shit all over your mouth?

Dan: Well I just gave Jill a "Toronto Jelly Doughnut"!

Greg:.....Fuck you.

by Dr.AID's November 5, 2009

North Toronto Clam Hammer Drop

You have a broad laying face down ass up, this manuver requires a step-ladder, you ascend the stepladder and dive cock-first into her cocktrap.

I drove that bitch into oblivion with that north toronto clam hammer drop

by Toronto4Real April 16, 2009

Notre dame high school (Toronto)

A really awesome all girls high school in Toronto with a lot of spirit.
Their school assemblies are so loud that I promise you'll break your eardrums just attending one.
The academics are pretty good, and the uniform pants are pretty ugly in most people's opinion but the kilt is faaabulous!

People sing happy birthday in the caff and most of the girls are pretty chill and majority of the people are pretty comfortable with eachother. Feels like you have a bunch of sisters.

Friend: So, I heard you're going to dame (Notre dame high school (Toronto)) for high school?

Me: Yep, it's gonna be pretty awesome due to the fact that the school spirit is INSAAAAAANE

by damegirl1996 February 21, 2012

dickhead Toronto

n. A man who spends too much time in the men's room at any private party or social function.

Person 1: "I've been waiting outside of this wash closet for ten minutes. What's the big idea!"

Person 2: "I don't know, but if this dickhead Toronto doesn't get a move on, I'm gonna piss myself!"

alt. v. to dickhead Toronto

by sporkonator October 8, 2010