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A sports team who under-performs massively.
to lose.
to miss playoffs.
to be fucked.
We really Toronto'd this season. Theres always next year!
Toronto'd by d749 April 11, 2013
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Toronto Delusion 

When no matter how much a professional sports team of Toronto is loosing, they are always the winning team in the eyes of hopeless fans.
- Toronto won last night! They are definitely going to the playoffs now!
- Ummm... that's their first win all season.
- Yeah! But they are going to win all the rest now, I can feel it.
- Facepalm. Congratulations. You are completely stuck in the Toronto Delusion.
Toronto Delusion by Melen28 April 9, 2011

Toronto Dump and Chase 

The process in which anal sex takes place coercively to the point where the female recipient is forced to produce a bowel movement on the male genetals. The male then proceeds to "chase" the female around until it's agreed upon for her to perform fellatio to clean his member.
I was pounding this girl so hard she shat all over my cock... took me a while to get her to suck it all off and complete the Toronto Dump and Chase.

Toronto Jelly Doughnut 

This is when both a man and a woman are in the 69 position; the man would then ejaculate into the woman’s mouth while she simultaneously squirts period blood into his. The two parties would then make-out exchanging the fluids together which then makes a pink like substance around their mouths. This make it look like the two have been enjoying a nice jelly doughnut in Toronto!
Greg: Dan why do you have pink shit all over your mouth?

Dan: Well I just gave Jill a "Toronto Jelly Doughnut"!

Greg:.....Fuck you.
Toronto Jelly Doughnut by Dr.AID's November 5, 2009

Toronto tractor driver

The act of a women being on a man’s thigh with a vibrator inside the man to start the tractor the women must tug hard on his erection and then turn the vibrator on, then the women starts to ride him
Bro my girl just gave me a nice Toronto tractor driver

North Toronto Clam Hammer Drop 

You have a broad laying face down ass up, this manuver requires a step-ladder, you ascend the stepladder and dive cock-first into her cocktrap.
I drove that bitch into oblivion with that north toronto clam hammer drop

Notre dame high school (Toronto) 

A really awesome all girls high school in Toronto with a lot of spirit.
Their school assemblies are so loud that I promise you'll break your eardrums just attending one.
The academics are pretty good, and the uniform pants are pretty ugly in most people's opinion but the kilt is faaabulous!

People sing happy birthday in the caff and most of the girls are pretty chill and majority of the people are pretty comfortable with eachother. Feels like you have a bunch of sisters.
Friend: So, I heard you're going to dame (Notre dame high school (Toronto)) for high school?

Me: Yep, it's gonna be pretty awesome due to the fact that the school spirit is INSAAAAAANE
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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