tooletry

Noun; The practice of being a tool.

Brad worked out at the gym for 5 hours. He enjoys gazing at himself and flexing in the mirror. He is on no athletic team and has no athletic ability. He simply enjoys building his body, but still sucks at it. He was displaying tooletry

example 2: Sarah doesn't want a boyfriend who enjoys tooletry.

by Not tools February 22, 2011

Tool Belt

A man who is a Tool, who then fathers a son who becomes a Tool.

Look at that old guy tanning with his son, what a total tool belt

by Sgt. Sack Attack June 13, 2011

Toolbar Mold

The inexplicable accumulation of free toolbars on a rarely used browser (usually Internet Explorer) that obscures most of the screen when you open a window.

This is caused by programs that make money by including toolbars with their software (like Yahoo Messenger) which takes advantage of people too lazy to read the installer.

Friend using their other friend's computer: Geez, why do you have so many toolbars on your browser? I can't see!

Other friend: Oh, yeah, that browser has some toolbar mold I haven't cleaned up yet. Use Chrome or something.

by Silver Griffin December 11, 2012

Tooloo

Slang term for penis

"My misses caught me playing with my tooloo so now I have to sleep on couch"

by Dilldy September 14, 2018

Toolby

A most amazing feline, white an an angels wings.

Donnas cat is The prettiest Toolby around.

by melodypops April 14, 2020

Phone Tool

A phone tool is a Man/Women that is always on the phone to seem inporntant that actually seem like meaningless fucks that kind of look retarted.

Austyn Spaulding: Hey dude why is your dad on the phone so much.
R.J: I have no idea
Austyn Spaulding: He is a totall phone tool

by Austyn Spaulding June 29, 2010

Blue Tool

The knob that is yapping loudly on his blue tooth while his eyes dart around hoping to find someone listening in to overhear him “move and shake” because all the difference makers are in a Wal-Mart midmorning in their khakis yapping on their cell phones.

Guy #1: Check out this douche yapping on his cell phone.

Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.

by Nickola15 July 13, 2010